LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
This is a work of great proportion. It's just some silliness regarding a story idea of the two Dante's working together.
DmC Dante: So seriously sick and tired of people bogging me down man. What did I ever do to deserve this? Like really what is with the Union Jack on my jacket? Who gives a ****? I don't know, maybe it's symbolic or some ****. All I know is this much hatred is simply...
Dante: HEY!!!..Will you shut the hell up? I'm dying of boredom here.
Trish: Look, I'm part of the dialogue.
Dante: All I get nowadays is that guy isn't cool any more. That guy never was cool. What worked ten years ago isn't any good to anyone now. Well thanks a deal for the love guys and girls. Think of how many demons I killed to gain all the respect that I should have, yet have none.
DmC Dante: Your problems aren't even problems. I was ridiculed for smoking in a ****ing videogame. I'm not even a real character, who cares what I do? DmC never endorsed smoking. These people are ****ing retards.
Shrink: Okay...Time is up guys, I really should ask you all to leave. This session has really been eye opening.
DMC Dante: Come on guys, let's head back to Devil May Cry.
DmC Dante: **** that ****. Come back to Devil may Cry.
Dante: That's what I just said!
DmC Dante: No, I said it with the 'm' being lowercase.
Dante: Wha?!...How do you even speak in lowercase? That's stupid.
DmC Dante: You're stupid.
DMC Dante: Go cry back in Emo City.
DmC Dante: It's Limbo City.
Dante: Yeah okay, cool story. You look like Edward Cullen anyway.
DmC Dante: So sick of you're **** man. Choke on squirrel spunk.
Dante: Ew you're ****ing gross man. What a thing to say. Why don't you go open up a portal, seal it and never come back.
DmC Dante: Ouch, thanks. Maybe I'll just cut myself, considering I AM an Emo afterall right?
Trish: Guys guys guys guys guys.
Lady: Hey, am I interrupting anything?
Nero: DEVIL BRINGER! Just felt left out.
New Guy: Hey, um. Like Mundus and some other crap that's totally not relevant.
Both Dante's: Holy crap, he's returned!
Kat: I'm marking stuff now as we speak...With my urine.
DMC Dante: That's, disturbing.
Gloria: I'm ACTUALLY Trish in disguise.
Vergil: Hey guys, what did I miss?
DmC Vergil: Anybody miss me too?
Vergil: Who the **** is this guy? *Draws Yamato and kills him*
DmC Dante: Seriously? Was there any need to kill my demon brother?
Vergil: Well....yeah, probably.
Dante: Let's rock.
Mundus: I'm the bad guy.
Dante: *Fires Ebony*
Mundus: Ouch, I'll go now...
DmC Dante: Well done, you saved the day.
Dante: Because I don't suck.
DmC Dante: I don't suck *twinkels in the sun*
Vergil: See ya!
Kat: Gotta go Dante.
Dante: Don't give a ****.
Kat: I was talking to the other Dante.
Dante: Don't give a ****.
DmC Dante: You're a cocky little...
Dante: SMOKIN' SICK STYLE! I'm outta here.
DmC Dante: Well that was a load of ****...
DmC Dante: So seriously sick and tired of people bogging me down man. What did I ever do to deserve this? Like really what is with the Union Jack on my jacket? Who gives a ****? I don't know, maybe it's symbolic or some ****. All I know is this much hatred is simply...
Dante: HEY!!!..Will you shut the hell up? I'm dying of boredom here.
Trish: Look, I'm part of the dialogue.
Dante: All I get nowadays is that guy isn't cool any more. That guy never was cool. What worked ten years ago isn't any good to anyone now. Well thanks a deal for the love guys and girls. Think of how many demons I killed to gain all the respect that I should have, yet have none.
DmC Dante: Your problems aren't even problems. I was ridiculed for smoking in a ****ing videogame. I'm not even a real character, who cares what I do? DmC never endorsed smoking. These people are ****ing retards.
Shrink: Okay...Time is up guys, I really should ask you all to leave. This session has really been eye opening.
DMC Dante: Come on guys, let's head back to Devil May Cry.
DmC Dante: **** that ****. Come back to Devil may Cry.
Dante: That's what I just said!
DmC Dante: No, I said it with the 'm' being lowercase.
Dante: Wha?!...How do you even speak in lowercase? That's stupid.
DmC Dante: You're stupid.
DMC Dante: Go cry back in Emo City.
DmC Dante: It's Limbo City.
Dante: Yeah okay, cool story. You look like Edward Cullen anyway.
DmC Dante: So sick of you're **** man. Choke on squirrel spunk.
Dante: Ew you're ****ing gross man. What a thing to say. Why don't you go open up a portal, seal it and never come back.
DmC Dante: Ouch, thanks. Maybe I'll just cut myself, considering I AM an Emo afterall right?
Trish: Guys guys guys guys guys.
Lady: Hey, am I interrupting anything?
Nero: DEVIL BRINGER! Just felt left out.
New Guy: Hey, um. Like Mundus and some other crap that's totally not relevant.
Both Dante's: Holy crap, he's returned!
Kat: I'm marking stuff now as we speak...With my urine.
DMC Dante: That's, disturbing.
Gloria: I'm ACTUALLY Trish in disguise.
Vergil: Hey guys, what did I miss?
DmC Vergil: Anybody miss me too?
Vergil: Who the **** is this guy? *Draws Yamato and kills him*
DmC Dante: Seriously? Was there any need to kill my demon brother?
Vergil: Well....yeah, probably.
Dante: Let's rock.
Mundus: I'm the bad guy.
Dante: *Fires Ebony*
Mundus: Ouch, I'll go now...
DmC Dante: Well done, you saved the day.
Dante: Because I don't suck.
DmC Dante: I don't suck *twinkels in the sun*
Vergil: See ya!
Kat: Gotta go Dante.
Dante: Don't give a ****.
Kat: I was talking to the other Dante.
Dante: Don't give a ****.
DmC Dante: You're a cocky little...
Dante: SMOKIN' SICK STYLE! I'm outta here.
DmC Dante: Well that was a load of ****...
and as always DMC Vergil rocks even if he doesn't know whats going on
