Baby Year 2/2
Enji was getting to be a handful when he became mobile. Dante would put him down on his play mat and head over to the bar to grab a cold one, and when he'd turn back Enji would have rolled underneath the table and sent Dante into a frenzy trying to find him. He wouldn't admit it, because he didn't want to be seen as a softy, but he'd become very protective of the little guy after that first episode when they'd been alone. Enji needed protecting, he needed somebody who could kick demon ass – and kicking demon ass was what Dante did best.
Fathering a baby, maybe not so much. The handbooks of child rearing were still brand new and untouched on the shelf simply because he couldn't be bored enough to read them. Dante didn't know what the hell the kid was crying for half the time, and he decided that nothing in those books could really prepare him for what he was being put through anyway. Feeding Enji incorporated tricks and improvised tactics – Dante never would have guessed feeding a fussy baby could be so mind-blowing stimulating. No one warned him about damage control either – there were tiny marks on the legs of his desk where Enji had decided to unleash his wrath of teething.
He had to grow eyes on the back of his head somehow. Keeping Enji safe from demons was a piece of a cake. Keeping Enji safe from Enji was a whole different story. Even with three more pairs of eyes in the store, the baby still miraculously found ways to make anyone's hair stand on end.
Dante was rummaging through a desk drawer to find his deck of poker cards on Patty's request. Nero was scrounging the cupboards for something to drink while Kyrie went in search of clean cups, and Patty was unpacking poker chips on the low table by the couch. Enji was under his play gym – or he was supposed to be.
Dante's head snapped up when Kyrie dropped a cup with a terrified gasp. "No... Enji, put that down!"
Dante followed her gaze, and felt his blood turn to ice. He nearly knocked his desk over in his rush, and had the palm of his hand separating Enji's nose from the black barrel of Ebony a fraction of a second before a loud shot screamed through the store. Dante clenched his teeth, heart racing unpleasantly hard in his chest, and withdrew the pistol from the chubby little hands. Enji's round blue eyes filled with tears and he stared back at Dante almost accusingly.
Dante released the barrel, and shook his hand hard. Blood scattered on the floor, and a bullet dropped to the wood with a small 'cling'. Dante picked it up, barely glancing at the gaping wound in his hand, and turned startled eyes on the others. Everyone was staring at him. Patty didn't move from her seat on the couch, but Kyrie darted forward and scooped Enji into her arms, away from him.
Nobody said anything. They didn't have to. Guilt burned through Dante while he watched Kyrie distract an upset and confused Enji with a soft soccer ball. ****. That was way too close – and far too negligent. Enji couldn't walk yet, but Dante knew he should have known better. Nobody in their right mind would leave arsenal lying about with kids around. It was careless, he berated himself.
The store got a thorough baby-proofing that same day. Not on anyone's request, but on Dante's own initiative. It was unlike Dante to try fix anything himself – he usually just let things die until somebody else did the dirty work for him – and when Nero offered to help out, Dante didn't decline. Even after the store was completely revamped into a safety zone; there were padded sponges strapped to the sharp edges of tables and chairs, all wall sockets were covered with plastic, even the walls were padded with cot bumpers, and Dante's weapons were securely put away in a location Enji wouldn't be able to reach for years to come; Dante was still shaken by the whole incident.
He didn't let Enji from his sight until the following morning, when he put the baby in his playpen in the bedroom and raced for the chance to take a shower. Dante's senses were on high alert all the while, waiting to pick up on the slightest hint of demonic presence outside the closed bathroom door. He was so intent on that, that he didn't realize Enji had gone suspiciously quiet at first. Dante threw on a pair of pants and was pulling a shirt over his head when he stepped back into the bedroom.
The first thing that hit him was the smell. His eyes widened in horror at the scene before him, and angry frustration throbbed through him. "No...Enji, oh, no, no, no." Dante shouted, hands pulling through his frost blonde hair in genuine agitation. "Sh!t!"
~...~
Devil May Cry was quiet when Trish opened the door. It was routine by now, stopping by every couple of days for the past few months to stock up on whatever necessities Enji might have. And, of course, to check if Dante still had all his pigs in the sty. He wasn't too bad for a first time dad.
Trish had found it quite amusing when she'd walk in and find Dante passed out on the couch, obviously with another rough night behind him, empty beer bottle in hand – and Enji fast asleep on his chest, his baby bottle still in mouth, dribbling milk all over Dante's shirt. Birds of a feather, in her eyes.
The cool fans were a relief from the scorching heat of day outside. Armed with bags of disposable nappies, she was geared up to take on the job of cleaning Enji. Dante had tried a couple of times, but declined nappy-duty forever when his efforts were once rewarded by a urine soaked shirt. Trish didn't mind that much. In her opinion, Dante would come around sooner or later and stop his constant whining. It was good that he had something other than devil hunting to fall back on for a change.
Dante was nowhere to be seen, and the shop reeked more than usual. It also seemed to have undergone some kind of redecoration. Trish eyed the padded walls for a curious moment. A jab of worry shot through her. Dante was usually waiting right inside the door for her, to shove Enji into her arms and make a break for it. Where was he?
Trish glided up the stairs to the bedroom. Worry churned into fear when she saw no one and heard nothing. The bedroom itself was a complete mess – a bucket of murky water stood to one side, a damp mop fallen over beside it, and toys and bedding were stuffed into a black garbage bag.
"Dante?" Trish called out, leaning on the railing outside the door and scanning the shop with feverish eyes. He didn't try to take Enji out to the park again, did he? Not in this heat. "Enji!" Trish cried out. If anyone would respond to her, it would be Enji. And he did.
She heard his mumbled response from the bathroom. She strolled over, slid the door open, and stared in bewildered surprise.
Dante glanced up at her with narrowed, cool blue eyes that warned her to just shut up. He was livid. Beside him, inside the bathtub, a naked Enji was lying on his tummy. He let out a little chortle of pleasure every few moments. Trish looked from the shower rod Dante was aiming over the baby, the water beating down softly on the little back, to Dante's broody expression, to the room behind her, and back.
"What happened?" Trish finally asked when Dante turned off the water and pulled a wriggling Enji into a fluffy blue towel.
"He sh*ts more than I do." Dante huffed in curt response.
"Okay." Trish said uncertainly. "Did you try to change him?"
"No." Dante said. "He did. And then he decided to paint the ****ing walls with it, too."
Trish couldn't help it. She let out a giggle, and smiled when Dante glared up at her. "Well, you never know, he might be a Picasso in the making."
"He needs to find a different creative outlet." Dante grumbled, and looked down when Enji grabbed hold of his ear. "You little brat. Next time I'll shove your face in it and make you eat it all up."
Enji chuckled in response and smacked his little hands into Dante's cheeks, not so lightly, and planted a wet open mouth right on his nose. Trish watched them for a moment, and sighed.
"I'll take out the trash and air out the place." She said. She paused at Dante's quiet, frustrated grunt. "He really does love you, you know."
Dante blinked at her, and arched his eyebrows down at Enji. "He sure has a funny way of showing it."
Enji was getting to be a handful when he became mobile. Dante would put him down on his play mat and head over to the bar to grab a cold one, and when he'd turn back Enji would have rolled underneath the table and sent Dante into a frenzy trying to find him. He wouldn't admit it, because he didn't want to be seen as a softy, but he'd become very protective of the little guy after that first episode when they'd been alone. Enji needed protecting, he needed somebody who could kick demon ass – and kicking demon ass was what Dante did best.
Fathering a baby, maybe not so much. The handbooks of child rearing were still brand new and untouched on the shelf simply because he couldn't be bored enough to read them. Dante didn't know what the hell the kid was crying for half the time, and he decided that nothing in those books could really prepare him for what he was being put through anyway. Feeding Enji incorporated tricks and improvised tactics – Dante never would have guessed feeding a fussy baby could be so mind-blowing stimulating. No one warned him about damage control either – there were tiny marks on the legs of his desk where Enji had decided to unleash his wrath of teething.
He had to grow eyes on the back of his head somehow. Keeping Enji safe from demons was a piece of a cake. Keeping Enji safe from Enji was a whole different story. Even with three more pairs of eyes in the store, the baby still miraculously found ways to make anyone's hair stand on end.
Dante was rummaging through a desk drawer to find his deck of poker cards on Patty's request. Nero was scrounging the cupboards for something to drink while Kyrie went in search of clean cups, and Patty was unpacking poker chips on the low table by the couch. Enji was under his play gym – or he was supposed to be.
Dante's head snapped up when Kyrie dropped a cup with a terrified gasp. "No... Enji, put that down!"
Dante followed her gaze, and felt his blood turn to ice. He nearly knocked his desk over in his rush, and had the palm of his hand separating Enji's nose from the black barrel of Ebony a fraction of a second before a loud shot screamed through the store. Dante clenched his teeth, heart racing unpleasantly hard in his chest, and withdrew the pistol from the chubby little hands. Enji's round blue eyes filled with tears and he stared back at Dante almost accusingly.
Dante released the barrel, and shook his hand hard. Blood scattered on the floor, and a bullet dropped to the wood with a small 'cling'. Dante picked it up, barely glancing at the gaping wound in his hand, and turned startled eyes on the others. Everyone was staring at him. Patty didn't move from her seat on the couch, but Kyrie darted forward and scooped Enji into her arms, away from him.
Nobody said anything. They didn't have to. Guilt burned through Dante while he watched Kyrie distract an upset and confused Enji with a soft soccer ball. ****. That was way too close – and far too negligent. Enji couldn't walk yet, but Dante knew he should have known better. Nobody in their right mind would leave arsenal lying about with kids around. It was careless, he berated himself.
The store got a thorough baby-proofing that same day. Not on anyone's request, but on Dante's own initiative. It was unlike Dante to try fix anything himself – he usually just let things die until somebody else did the dirty work for him – and when Nero offered to help out, Dante didn't decline. Even after the store was completely revamped into a safety zone; there were padded sponges strapped to the sharp edges of tables and chairs, all wall sockets were covered with plastic, even the walls were padded with cot bumpers, and Dante's weapons were securely put away in a location Enji wouldn't be able to reach for years to come; Dante was still shaken by the whole incident.
He didn't let Enji from his sight until the following morning, when he put the baby in his playpen in the bedroom and raced for the chance to take a shower. Dante's senses were on high alert all the while, waiting to pick up on the slightest hint of demonic presence outside the closed bathroom door. He was so intent on that, that he didn't realize Enji had gone suspiciously quiet at first. Dante threw on a pair of pants and was pulling a shirt over his head when he stepped back into the bedroom.
The first thing that hit him was the smell. His eyes widened in horror at the scene before him, and angry frustration throbbed through him. "No...Enji, oh, no, no, no." Dante shouted, hands pulling through his frost blonde hair in genuine agitation. "Sh!t!"
~...~
Devil May Cry was quiet when Trish opened the door. It was routine by now, stopping by every couple of days for the past few months to stock up on whatever necessities Enji might have. And, of course, to check if Dante still had all his pigs in the sty. He wasn't too bad for a first time dad.
Trish had found it quite amusing when she'd walk in and find Dante passed out on the couch, obviously with another rough night behind him, empty beer bottle in hand – and Enji fast asleep on his chest, his baby bottle still in mouth, dribbling milk all over Dante's shirt. Birds of a feather, in her eyes.
The cool fans were a relief from the scorching heat of day outside. Armed with bags of disposable nappies, she was geared up to take on the job of cleaning Enji. Dante had tried a couple of times, but declined nappy-duty forever when his efforts were once rewarded by a urine soaked shirt. Trish didn't mind that much. In her opinion, Dante would come around sooner or later and stop his constant whining. It was good that he had something other than devil hunting to fall back on for a change.
Dante was nowhere to be seen, and the shop reeked more than usual. It also seemed to have undergone some kind of redecoration. Trish eyed the padded walls for a curious moment. A jab of worry shot through her. Dante was usually waiting right inside the door for her, to shove Enji into her arms and make a break for it. Where was he?
Trish glided up the stairs to the bedroom. Worry churned into fear when she saw no one and heard nothing. The bedroom itself was a complete mess – a bucket of murky water stood to one side, a damp mop fallen over beside it, and toys and bedding were stuffed into a black garbage bag.
"Dante?" Trish called out, leaning on the railing outside the door and scanning the shop with feverish eyes. He didn't try to take Enji out to the park again, did he? Not in this heat. "Enji!" Trish cried out. If anyone would respond to her, it would be Enji. And he did.
She heard his mumbled response from the bathroom. She strolled over, slid the door open, and stared in bewildered surprise.
Dante glanced up at her with narrowed, cool blue eyes that warned her to just shut up. He was livid. Beside him, inside the bathtub, a naked Enji was lying on his tummy. He let out a little chortle of pleasure every few moments. Trish looked from the shower rod Dante was aiming over the baby, the water beating down softly on the little back, to Dante's broody expression, to the room behind her, and back.
"What happened?" Trish finally asked when Dante turned off the water and pulled a wriggling Enji into a fluffy blue towel.
"He sh*ts more than I do." Dante huffed in curt response.
"Okay." Trish said uncertainly. "Did you try to change him?"
"No." Dante said. "He did. And then he decided to paint the ****ing walls with it, too."
Trish couldn't help it. She let out a giggle, and smiled when Dante glared up at her. "Well, you never know, he might be a Picasso in the making."
"He needs to find a different creative outlet." Dante grumbled, and looked down when Enji grabbed hold of his ear. "You little brat. Next time I'll shove your face in it and make you eat it all up."
Enji chuckled in response and smacked his little hands into Dante's cheeks, not so lightly, and planted a wet open mouth right on his nose. Trish watched them for a moment, and sighed.
"I'll take out the trash and air out the place." She said. She paused at Dante's quiet, frustrated grunt. "He really does love you, you know."
Dante blinked at her, and arched his eyebrows down at Enji. "He sure has a funny way of showing it."