Ha ha well someone had to
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DoomSlayer87_Sss
Foxtrot94
Yeah someone had to LOL
LordOfDarkness
There's a lot of priestess under all of dat dress.
DoomSlayer87_Sss
Does the carpet match the curtains though ha ha ha
DragonMaster2010
Nero: "Uh I dunno."
nDante: "I do."
nDante: "I do."
LordOfDarkness
Nero: I'll never surrender.
nDante: She surrendered. Pretty easily actually.
nDante: She surrendered. Pretty easily actually.
DoomSlayer87_Sss
Then nero flips the bird and ndante replies ya I used that too oh yeaaahhhhh
DoomSlayer87_Sss
Ndante I helped her reach those high notes for the choir too if you know what I mean ya big baby
LordOfDarkness
Nero: *flips the bird*
nDante: You really don't want to get into a '**** you' match with me kid.
Succubus: Trust him on that one.
nDante: You really don't want to get into a '**** you' match with me kid.
Succubus: Trust him on that one.
DoomSlayer87_Sss
Nero oh man I am not allowed say it I am doooooooooooooommmmmmeddddd , kyriiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ha ha ha nero is DMC'S rocky
ha ha ha nero is DMC'S rocky
DragonMaster2010
nDante: "Huh. She screamed my name that exact same way last night."
DoomSlayer87_Sss
Ndante then revs a motorcycle to coax him to fight lol
LordOfDarkness
Nero: You haven't got the balls to fight!
nDante: No you're right kid, I think I lodged 'em in Kyrie last night and couldn't get them out.
nDante: No you're right kid, I think I lodged 'em in Kyrie last night and couldn't get them out.
DoomSlayer87_Sss
Ha ha ha ha lod, he must have lodged em too far in since we can't see tjem in the intro to DmC
mrrandomlulz
You forgot the part where DMC3 Dante just looks at them and shakes his head like "I'll stick with brunettes"
DoomSlayer87_Sss
Ha After DMC3 dante has stolen all there pizza and bitch slapped em for there playground fight
LordOfDarkness
And nVergil takes off his fedora in disbelief.
mrrandomlulz
DMC3Dante: *Backhands nDante* You need to stop being a punk
*Backhands Nero* You need to stop being a pussy
*Backhands Kyrie* and you need to get an actual character
He then proceeded to walk away with Lady clinging onto him. Reminding everyone that the 3rd game was the fan favorite for a reason.
*Backhands Nero* You need to stop being a pussy
*Backhands Kyrie* and you need to get an actual character
He then proceeded to walk away with Lady clinging onto him. Reminding everyone that the 3rd game was the fan favorite for a reason.
DoomSlayer87_Sss
And he lets everyone else fight and sneaks in for pizza before creeping off again
LordOfDarkness
He could of just let his jukebox do the talking. Old school bro!