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Ha ha well someone had to

Yeah someone had to LOL

There's a lot of priestess under all of dat dress.

Does the carpet match the curtains though ha ha ha

Nero: "Uh I dunno."
nDante: "I do."

Nero: I'll never surrender.

nDante: She surrendered. Pretty easily actually.

Then nero flips the bird and ndante replies ya I used that too oh yeaaahhhhh

Ndante I helped her reach those high notes for the choir too if you know what I mean ya big baby

Nero: *flips the bird*

nDante: You really don't want to get into a '**** you' match with me kid.

Succubus: Trust him on that one.

Nero oh man I am not allowed say it I am doooooooooooooommmmmmeddddd , kyriiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


ha ha ha nero is DMC'S rocky

nDante: "Huh. She screamed my name that exact same way last night."

Ndante then revs a motorcycle to coax him to fight lol

Nero: You haven't got the balls to fight!

nDante: No you're right kid, I think I lodged 'em in Kyrie last night and couldn't get them out.

Ha ha ha ha lod, he must have lodged em too far in since we can't see tjem in the intro to DmC

You forgot the part where DMC3 Dante just looks at them and shakes his head like "I'll stick with brunettes"

Ha After DMC3 dante has stolen all there pizza and bitch slapped em for there playground fight

And nVergil takes off his fedora in disbelief.

DMC3Dante: *Backhands nDante* You need to stop being a punk
*Backhands Nero* You need to stop being a pussy
*Backhands Kyrie* and you need to get an actual character

He then proceeded to walk away with Lady clinging onto him. Reminding everyone that the 3rd game was the fan favorite for a reason.

And he lets everyone else fight and sneaks in for pizza before creeping off again

He could of just let his jukebox do the talking. Old school bro!