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...until you realize that you're lactose intolerant, and they specialize in the production of MILK.

Yeah, and that causes my hearts to swell, then I get to shoot lasers besides, at this rate, if I've been reading these fanfictions correctly, I have a princess, a witch, a princess that turns into a pirate, my own shadow, a few self insert OCs, a princess that turns into a ninja, a farm girl, an imp, a fish, and a freaking fairy the size of my hand. I kinda want the one that involves the least amount of awkward.