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Viper

It's from staring at the screen too much. You have to take a break from all video games for a year or it will get worse.

Gel

It was from Vergil's punch last night.

Foxtrot94

Actually I suspect it's for Viper's hammer in the face yesterday...

Gel

OHHH!Lol

Foxtrot94

Eh you laugh... it hurt so much

Gel

Try ice or thrombocid! Now seriously, maybe you ate something with too much sauce or fat...

Foxtrot94

Hmmm no I don't think so... maybe it's too much studying...

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Viper

It was a squeaky hammer, you baby! XD

Gel

Your eyes are tired and probably you slept badly. You need a day off.

Foxtrot94

You're probably right. Would you girls... take care of me? *blinks with seductive smile*

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Viper

Sure, let me just get you something to sleep better... *pulls out Ebony* Guaranteed to work every time. Now turn off computer and go to bed so you can recover! *shoots the ground at his feet*

Foxtrot94

LOL I am on bed! I'm using my phone.

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Viper

Dude, if you're feeling unwell and are already in bed... why not give yourself the needed rest? Put the phone down you victim of modern ages. Sleep.

Foxtrot94

Coz I can't sleep in the afternoon xD

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Viper

I can, though most often I just lie with eyes closed in some kind of half-sleep. Hmm... shame I don't have a couch in my room. XD

Foxtrot94

I have one... *blinks seductively again* LOL

Gel

Viper, darling, give him another hammer in the head , please!

Foxtrot94

One day you will fall under the mighty fascination of the Italian Stallion! Muahahahahah!