*A strange man with a long white beard that appeared as if he had just been to the "phoney baloney mustache emporium"* D-dude did yous never wanna knows how to get outsa he-ah *the man said in a western hipee voice* Theres be a vent up above, I'ska beez here for 50 ye-ahs and I'mska to olda to gets up there *reaches his boney arm out to point at you. It trembles a bit, then it falls off onto Snake's lap* Scuze me *he reattaches the arm the stretches it back into place.* Betta *then the other falls off then his head* I'ms okay *The head rolls onto Snake's lap* I needska yous to go get up there and free me fore my teeth-es all fall out *he gives a full smile with only 3 black teeth in the front*