ReaperHunter

I wonder if I should call Bahamut... Nah.

This guy is awesome...

Whoa...

*exasperated sigh* Apocalypse, how the hell did you get out of hiatus-land?

*sniffles and walks away*
*sigh*

*headdesk* You got me...

I'm a weirdo, I know.

See, my song is able to turn even the most evil, destructive dragon into a harmless pet. It's a fairly useless skill, but it helps when it's needed.

My song isn't just a song, it's a demonic spell... I guess I never told you... I don't like to tell people about that...

...I never told you, did I?

*ahem* Remember the one you wanted to kill but didn't have to? No dragon can resist my song.

It's too bad that I'm so merciful that I'd hate to see that happen to even the most vile of dragons. ._.

Keep in mind that numbers 1 and 5 create pretty damn big explosions. And they only work on firebreathing dragons, too.

Just for reference, each of these bad outcomes starts if the dragon's mouth is forced closed.

1. The dragon's head is blown clean off.
2. The dragon's insides are charred.
3. Smoke backs up into the dragon's digestive tract, inflating the stomach and causing great pain.
4. A more severe version of number three, able to be seen and grounds the dragon, making it unable to fly.
5. The most severe version of number three. So much smoke is created that it fills the dragon past it's bursting point.

So yeah, not like anyone'll be stupid enough to try and close a dragon's mouth against it's will anyway. XD

Okay, so, my theory is that dragons eat a lot of fire producing things and flammable substances. (i.e. oil, charcoal, gunpowder, stuff like that) so they synthesize those substances into two basic components. Water and an alkaline metal. Alone those are harmless. But when in contact with each other, they're explosive. My idea is that they have two sacs in their throats that each hold one of the two harmless materials. When mixed, they open their mouths and allow the resulting explosion a way out. Now, there are five possible bad outcomes to this, though, all of which are kind of circumstantial. I'll tell you them if you like.

Cool. I, on the other hand, came up with a plausible theory for dragons to realistically have firebreathing.

So wassup?

Heh, nice.

Shower. BRB. Sorry for not gettin' on meebo, BTW. I was busy. :/

lol Everyone's spreading something these days. Guess I'll spread the scaliness.

Say what? ._.

*poke*