Cat: DO NOT TALK TO MY PILLOW! FOR I WILL NOT LET IT TALK!
Human Pillow: WTF? SHUT UP KITTY! Please, can I have a normal conversation?
Cat: I dunno...never thought about it before....*thinks for a moment* Alright....I'll go be bored and havea shmoke and a pancake.....
Trish * Formerly knows as HUMAN PILLOW*: Finally. I can have a normal conversation with a friend who is not COMPLETELY insane...