Sons of Sparda meet the Sons of Sparda

[TerrorA]

What would happen if the originals met the reboots?

I figure the Dante's would be all cool, but the Vergil's would try to manipulate and backstab each other.

 

[berto]

What would happen if the originals met the reboots?

I figure the Dante's would be all cool, but the Vergil's would try to manipulate and backstab each other.

Well first off the reboot should redub them sons of Eva since been a son of Sparda isn't as imposing as it was before.

As for manipulation? Old Vergil is too straight forward to manipulate, he'd end the other one pretty straight on.

 

[DragonMaster2010]

Old Dante: "So kid, do you know how to have a CUHRAYZEE party?"
New Dante: "A what? The f*ck is that?"
"Old Dante: "You know like killing demons stylishly."
"New Dante: "Stylish? Sounds gay. I just kill demons to stay alive. Plus I'm a bit of a sadist."
Old Dante: "Seriously? Son, I am disappoint."


New Vergil: "Hay, want some ultimate power? I can promise you you'll get it if you roll with me."
Old Vergil: "Very well."
New Vergil: (thoughts) "sucker."

 

[Stylish Nero]

Old Dante: "So kid, do you know how to have a CUHRAYZEE party?"
New Dante: "A what? The f*ck is that?"
"Old Dante: "You know like killing demons stylishly."
"New Dante: "Stylish? Sounds gay. I just kill demons to stay alive. Plus I'm a bit of a sadist."
Old Dante: "Seriously? Son, I am disappoint."


New Vergil: "Hay, want some ultimate power? I can promise you you'll get it if you roll with me."
Old Vergil: "Very well."
New Vergil: (thoughts) "sucker."

Part 2

*The following night at a strip club*
Old Dante: WOOOOOOO!!! WORK IT GIRL!
New Dante: F*ck yeah! *Snorts cocaine off stripper's breast*
Old Dante: You know kid....I pegged you wrong the way. You sure know how to throw one hell of a party!! You're far more cooler than that tool Nero.
New Dante: Who's Nero!?
Old Dante: Oh just some p*ssy whipped buzzkill who always take stuff "seriously"
New Dante: Ewww!! What a lame ass! Even if I try to have some fun once a while.
Bayonetta and Nevan: Would you boys like to see more!
Both Dantes: YEEEEEEAH!!!

*Meanwhile elsewhere*
Nero: Wha???
Kyrie: Is something the matter honey?
Nero: Oh its...proba....forget it.
Kyrie: Ok don't forget to take out the trash tonight and get rid of the Scarecrow corpse in the toilet. How did that even happen?
Nero: Well when you withhold sex for 6 months I had to find someway to entertain myself on Sunday nights.
Kyrie: Why can't you jack it like any other normal person *Nero raises right hand* Ugh fine just do it already
Nero: *looks at wedding ring* Sigh....ok dear.

*Meanwhile*
New Vergil: Well this didn't work out like planned.
Old Vergil: You really thought I wouldn't use you too?
New Vergil: Ok since both of our swords are in each other wh..
Old Vergil: Ugh you say it like that it sounds dirty.

 

[TerrorA]

Part 2

*The following night at a strip club*
Old Dante: WOOOOOOO!!! WORK IT GIRL!
New Dante: F*ck yeah! *Snorts cocaine off stripper's breast*
Old Dante: You know kid....I pegged you wrong the way. You sure know how to throw one hell of a party!! You're far more cooler than that tool Nero.
New Dante: Who's Nero!?
Old Dante: Oh just some p*ssy whipped buzzkill who always take stuff "seriously"
New Dante: Ewww!! What a lame ass! Even if I try to have some fun once a while.
Bayonetta and Nevan: Would you boys like to see more!
Both Dantes: YEEEEEEAH!!!

*Meanwhile elsewhere*
Nero: Wha???
Kyrie: Is something the matter honey?
Nero: Oh its...proba....forget it.
Kyrie: Ok don't forget to take out the trash tonight and get rid of the Scarecrow corpse in the toilet. How did that even happen?
Nero: Well when you withhold sex for 6 months I had to find someway to entertain myself on Sunday nights.
Kyrie: Why can't you jack it like any other normal person *Nero raises right hand* Ugh fine just do it already
Nero: *looks at wedding ring* Sigh....ok dear.

*Meanwhile*
New Vergil: Well this didn't work out like planned.
Old Vergil: You really thought I wouldn't use you too?
New Vergil: Ok since both of our swords are in each other wh..
Old Vergil: Ugh you say it like that it sounds dirty.

That just made my week!

 

[Stylish Nero]

That just made my week!

What was your favorite part?

 

[TerrorA]

What was your favorite part?

Nero's being ultra p-whipped.

 

[Caiden]

Part 2

*The following night at a strip club*
Old Dante: WOOOOOOO!!! WORK IT GIRL!
New Dante: F*ck yeah! *Snorts cocaine off stripper's breast*
Old Dante: You know kid....I pegged you wrong the way. You sure know how to throw one hell of a party!! You're far more cooler than that tool Nero.
New Dante: Who's Nero!?
Old Dante: Oh just some p*ssy whipped buzzkill who always take stuff "seriously"
New Dante: Ewww!! What a lame ass! Even if I try to have some fun once a while.
Bayonetta and Nevan: Would you boys like to see more!
Both Dantes: YEEEEEEAH!!!

*Meanwhile elsewhere*
Nero: Wha???
Kyrie: Is something the matter honey?
Nero: Oh its...proba....forget it.
Kyrie: Ok don't forget to take out the trash tonight and get rid of the Scarecrow corpse in the toilet. How did that even happen?
Nero: Well when you withhold sex for 6 months I had to find someway to entertain myself on Sunday nights.
Kyrie: Why can't you jack it like any other normal person *Nero raises right hand* Ugh fine just do it already
Nero: *looks at wedding ring* Sigh....ok dear.

*Meanwhile*
New Vergil: Well this didn't work out like planned.
Old Vergil: You really thought I wouldn't use you too?
New Vergil: Ok since both of our swords are in each other wh..
Old Vergil: Ugh you say it like that it sounds dirty.

Well you just helped me realize the biggest draw back of Nero's arm.

 

[MigsRZXAStylish]

You know, SN? This should be made as a fanfic! Put that in the Fanfic part of the forum!

My fav part from you BTW?

BOTH DANTES IN THE STRIP CLUB!!

 

[Kaim Argonar]

I imagine it would be like two strangers meeting on the street for the first time. Either they brush past each other or someone asks for directions, lol. I certainly hope Dante isn't drinking anything cause it will get knocked out of his hands by the new one. "It'll kill yeah!" That would probably earn the new one an uppercut though >_> While the Dante's shove each other the Vergil's....

Old Vergil: Where's your motivation?
New Vergil: Dante, that's madness!

Oh lordy, lord.

 

[Vergil's Waifu]

This:
http://vergilsbitch.deviantart.com/...13789574?q=gallery:VergilsBitch/24825870&qo=0

And yes, I did make that (sorry about the low-ish res, it lost a bit of clarity when it was turned into a GIF).

 

[Nero DAnte]

Part 2

*The following night at a strip club*
Old Dante: WOOOOOOO!!! WORK IT GIRL!
New Dante: F*ck yeah! *Snorts cocaine off stripper's breast*
Old Dante: You know kid....I pegged you wrong the way. You sure know how to throw one hell of a party!! You're far more cooler than that tool Nero.
New Dante: Who's Nero!?
Old Dante: Oh just some p*ssy whipped buzzkill who always take stuff "seriously"
New Dante: Ewww!! What a lame ass! Even if I try to have some fun once a while.
Bayonetta and Nevan: Would you boys like to see more!
Both Dantes: YEEEEEEAH!!!

*Meanwhile elsewhere*
Nero: Wha???
Kyrie: Is something the matter honey?
Nero: Oh its...proba....forget it.
Kyrie: Ok don't forget to take out the trash tonight and get rid of the Scarecrow corpse in the toilet. How did that even happen?
Nero: Well when you withhold sex for 6 months I had to find someway to entertain myself on Sunday nights.
Kyrie: Why can't you jack it like any other normal person *Nero raises right hand* Ugh fine just do it already
Nero: *looks at wedding ring* Sigh....ok dear.

*Meanwhile*
New Vergil: Well this didn't work out like planned.
Old Vergil: You really thought I wouldn't use you too?
New Vergil: Ok since both of our swords are in each other wh..
Old Vergil: Ugh you say it like that it sounds dirty.

My fav was Vergil's