Vergil's Downfall DLC Review (PS3)

[Loopy]

Lol. Its amazing what a hug can do. Vergil said his wing dang doodle is bigger than Dante's so Vergil should be the happiest person alive, he's got it all. What more does he need?! :troll:

I'd say claiming to have a bigger d!ck screams 'I'm insecure':lol: Is that all Vergil can think of to compete with Dante....

 

[Stylish Nero]

I'd say claiming to have a bigger d!ck screams 'I'm insecure':lol: Is that all Vergil can think of to compete with Dante....

Which brings up another question? How would Vergil know Dante's penis size? Does he have X-ray vision? Did he look at it when Dante was sleeping (which seems unlikely considering Dante was busy throughout most of the game).

 

[Loopy]

Which brings up another question? How would Vergil know Dante's penis size? Does he have X-ray vision? Did he look at it when Dante was sleeping (which seems unlikely considering Dante was busy throughout most of the game).

Maybe a Nephilim secret power is to have x-ray eyes or a sixth sense for knowing d!ck size:troll:

 

[Sparda's rejected son]

I'd say claiming to have a bigger d!ck screams 'I'm insecure':lol: Is that all Vergil can think of to compete with Dante....

What more do you need?! Lol

 

[Loopy]

What more do you need?! Lol

Wasn't Vergil supposed to have a load of money from designing a security program? He could have used his wealth against Dante instead of his d!ck.
In the words of YuGiOh abridged:

 

[LysseC]

Which brings up another question? How would Vergil know Dante's penis size? Does he have X-ray vision? Did he look at it when Dante was sleeping (which seems unlikely considering Dante was busy throughout most of the game).

He asked Kat. :troll:

I'd say claiming to have a bigger d!ck screams 'I'm insecure':lol: Is that all Vergil can think of to compete with Dante....

Well, isn't that what males do when they are having those p*ssing contests of theirs? Say you got a bigger d!ck & you win by default.
When I re-watched the scene I noticed Vergil giving Dante a "Heh, I got you :troll:" look before saying something about Mundus... And then dropping the BiggerD!ck bomb. It's just too funny.

Edit: btw,when Dante said "I'm better looking", I immediately thought "No you're not ". Fangirlism ftw.