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Foxtrot94

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Looking back at the Assassin's Creed 4's trailer... did they really try to sell Edward as a man who scares freaking BLACKBEARD himself? Give. Me. A. Break.
 

Angel

Is not rat, is hamster
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What I wouldn't give for a prescription delivery service right now. Why is it only for the housebound? I'm medically unhinged and at my worst I never leave the house anyway so why can't I qualify?

There's more danger to my life if I don't get my tablets on time than someone who has a dodgy leg. They may well be in some discomfort for a few hours, and I'm very sorry for that, but I start looking longingly at razor blades and packets of OTC drugs if I don't have my pills. Slightly more worrisome than varicose veins.

Sigh...
 

Rebel Dynasty

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Message of answering machine: "Are you mad at us for some reason?" :facepalm:

Warning: personal familial crap, so read at your own risk.

Clearly my whole plan has backfired--at least thus far. Looks like this waiting game's not over, yet...would it bloody well kill them to check their mail, or is it that they have, and are playing ****ing coy right now? Oh, who am I kidding? Even when I take drastic measures, I'll never get this **** across to them, and knowing them like I do, they'll think themselves the victims now that I'm taking action to (at least temporarily) sever contact with them until such a time that I don't resent them anymore (or, y'know...as much). Yes, you're both so victimized...


I wonder what the people who have healthy relationships with their parents are doing?
 

Demi-fiend

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Here's how much of a DC fanboy I am now...

http://screencrush.com/why-joel-schumachers-batman-movies-dont-suck/

I actually feel like defending the Shumacher movies.

Christopher Nolan did a remarkable job taking this preposterous concept and finding real-world relevance within it. But that doesn’t change the fact that the notion of this guy existing in the “real world” is arguably more absurd than the idea of Batman playing hockey with a giant cartoon diamond.
 
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Foxtrot94

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But that doesn’t change the fact that the notion of this guy existing in the “real world” is arguably more absurd than the idea of Batman playing hockey with a giant cartoon diamond.

Which doesn't change the fact that despite that, Nolan's movies have 100 times more credibility than what Schumacher felt compelled to fart out.
 

LordOfDarkness

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...if...

...anyone...

...knew...

...how ****ed off I am right now...

...they wouldn't be near me...

...they wouldn't be on the same ****ing planet as me...

...they wouldn't want to be...
 

Foxtrot94

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Here we go. The nightmare has begun. Mosquitoes, those little ****s. Dumb, too: suck my goddamn blood if you will, but why the hell fly around my ear waking me up at night? Stupid idiots, you'd think their instinct would tell them it should be easier to suck blood if you keep your victim asleep.
 

Shadow

the horror was for love
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I just had the..."pleasure" of watching someone take a filthy lid from a pile of dirty dishes and use it to cover the pot of beans I spent almost an entire day slow cooking as per my late Nana's instructions. Their reasoning? Because barely rinsing the lid off made it clean. ...what the f*ck are you on? You didn't even scrub the lid! This is how diseases and cr*p like that spread! Don't you dare roll your eyes at me, lady. You're not the one who spent over twelve hours on a dish, just to see all that time go to waste because you contaminated it with bacteria and whatever else was in that dirty water. You know there are people at this party that are sick, right? You realize that those germs and such are just...floating around in there...and you just...put it all right into the food? Are you trying to get everyone sick? Ugh, it's disgusting. Why don't people think before they do things? :facepalm:
 

LordOfDarkness

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So, I always buy the local newspaper and bring it into work on Thursday. No problem there. However, I do this so that everyone can read it in the canteen. I don't expect to come in the next morning to find it chucked in the bin, y'know, given that I haven't even read it myself yet. Why do people always take other people's kindness for granted? Yeah okay, it's just a newspaper, but that's not really the point, and it's not what bothers me about it.
 

Innsmouth

Sleeping DMC Fan
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Ok, so if there are some nintendo fanboys here, please close your ears….buuuut…….
So SmtxFE was last game I wanted on wiiu, so when I saw first signs of censorship I thought, hell, nintendo's being dumb but whatever. But it gets more and more to the point of examples like this:
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And seriously? If your company run by bunch of old spineless impotents, doesnt mean your audience falls into same category. Im still picking this game, but nintendo finally cemented image of pampers-wielding old farts in my mind.
 

berto

I Saw the Devil
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Ok, so if there are some nintendo fanboys here, please close your ears….buuuut…….
So SmtxFE was last game I wanted on wiiu, so when I saw first signs of censorship I thought, hell, nintendo's being dumb but whatever. But it gets more and more to the point of examples like this:
ChvYWXoVEAI2t8N.jpg:large

And seriously? If your company run by bunch of old spineless impotents, doesnt mean your audience falls into same category. Im still picking this game, but nintendo finally cemented image of pampers-wielding old farts in my mind.
Yeah, that crossing into the realm of ridiculous. Women have breasts and vaginas and men have penises, if you aren't adult enough to simply accept it you have no business selling to adults that do and these games have the rating for this and more. Not like it's pornographic or even in bad taste.
 

LordOfDarkness

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Yeah, that crossing into the realm of ridiculous. Women have breasts and vaginas and men have penises, if you aren't adult enough to simply accept it you have no business selling to adults that do and these games have the rating for this and more. Not like it's pornographic or even in bad taste.

I was recently playing Saints Row 4, and you come out of this alien pod completely nude, except it's censored. Why? If it's part of the cut scene/story then why censor it? It seems stupid to me.
 
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