the funnyest stuff

[I...AM...SPARDA!!!]

ok just post whatever someone has told you or you have witnessd that is funny and espesailly random.

my friend told me he knew a girl that had a crush on a pokemon character, and the character wassnt a main character, it was a gym leader.

 

[Dante's Stalker]

Erm...lol okay.

Well, my babe (alright I'll just call him my Dante, no diff) and I sat down and just caught the tail end of some movie the other night. So, it was these two women who were oohing and aahing over a tiny little baby in the hospital. This is basically what happened:

Woman 1: *smiles friendly and happy*
Woman 2: Oh, she's beautiful!
Me: *sigh*
Woman 2: What's her name?
My Dante: *in crazy gruff voice* FRANK!!!!

XDDDDD
I dunno, he just comes up with the most random stuff. Gives me a good laugh :lol:

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

I put ping pong balls in the microwave. They exploded and then disintegrated. IE they were gone. Just smudge marks. GONE.