LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
Okay, so I wake up today around about 6:50am, thinking "Nope, not waking up now" Go back to bed, and then wake up around 10am to see my best friend Damien 
All is well and we are playing X-Box Live, but at 11am I have to phone my girlfriend in order to tell her what time I am seeing her later. So I pick up the house phone and slowly enter the kitchen, typing her house number in as I go along... 01934 4... (just kidding ) The phone rings as it would do, and she rather tiredly answers me with a still cheerful "Hey " We are talking, and about five minutes of being on the phone I playfully swing my right leg towards the door with no intention of smashing my foot through the glass.
At this point life is feeling rather surreal, as if it's not even happening to me. I stare in front of me, my leg through the glass door and pull it away just as quick as I put it through it >.< As I do so, I can even see the slash being made to my lower right leg leaving a rather bloody wound! Holding the wound with my hands, I drop the phone on the floor after pressing to hang up. Blood dripping down my leg, and even on the phone itself. Calling up to Damien, who was clearly alarmed by the smash of the glass "Call a ****ING ambulance, my leg is bleeding like a bitch!!!"... Damien does so as quick as anything, and comes down to aid me Applying a tea towel to the cut, as the pressure helps restrict the blood from gushing out as much. Still remaining calm, we wait until a man comes to bandage me up. This all still feeling surreal, Damien calling my parents at work now telling them of the scene.
My rather unhappy parents arrive home (Although we were going to get a new kitchen door anyway, so they are okay with it :lol Damien telling his mum he was going to the Hospital with me.
My mum and step-dad arrive, clearing bits of glass away; the man asking me personal questions to get my details. We decide that me and Damien are going to the Hospital in his car, and he doesn't really know the right way. So we give him directions, and we make it to the Hospital.
Without Damien's help at the time, I would of been rather in pain and very panicky. So I owe a lot to him, and I would of done the same for him if he was as foolish as me XD lol
He not only helped me, with the calling of the ambulance; but assisting me with the wound, remaining calm, and staying with me until I was all patched up (Or stitched up rather) Which is more than some may of managed to do, so through his quick thinking and calmness he came to my rescue and turned out to be the true hero from it all!
So I thank him greatly ^_^
We both had to wait for about 4 hours until being seen, where I was X-Rayed which found no further glass in me. On the bed, the men looked at the wound which was bleeding heavily; informing me there was another gash on the back of my lower right leg. Anaesthetic was given to me in both wounds, and the two wounds were rinsed thoroughly and then stitched up and bandaged. In total there were about 15 stitches, but I also had some inner stitches to the more open wound that was at the front of my lower right leg. So about 20 something stitches in total. I was soon bandaged up, and told the usual crap about seeing the GP and having the stitches removed... Blah blah blah, heard it before.
I cut my left knee open on some glass in Year 6, so I've been through it before. And now I shall have three scars left to me from glass, which adds to my utter hatred of glass >_< In total I have four scars on my body, and have been to Hospital more times than anyone in my family.
So that all happened in my day, how fun >>>> O.O
Please, tell me of your 'amazing' Hospital experiences.
All is well and we are playing X-Box Live, but at 11am I have to phone my girlfriend in order to tell her what time I am seeing her later. So I pick up the house phone and slowly enter the kitchen, typing her house number in as I go along... 01934 4... (just kidding ) The phone rings as it would do, and she rather tiredly answers me with a still cheerful "Hey " We are talking, and about five minutes of being on the phone I playfully swing my right leg towards the door with no intention of smashing my foot through the glass. At this point life is feeling rather surreal, as if it's not even happening to me. I stare in front of me, my leg through the glass door and pull it away just as quick as I put it through it >.< As I do so, I can even see the slash being made to my lower right leg leaving a rather bloody wound! Holding the wound with my hands, I drop the phone on the floor after pressing to hang up. Blood dripping down my leg, and even on the phone itself. Calling up to Damien, who was clearly alarmed by the smash of the glass "Call a ****ING ambulance, my leg is bleeding like a bitch!!!"... Damien does so as quick as anything, and comes down to aid me
Applying a tea towel to the cut, as the pressure helps restrict the blood from gushing out as much. Still remaining calm, we wait until a man comes to bandage me up. This all still feeling surreal, Damien calling my parents at work now telling them of the scene. My rather unhappy parents arrive home (Although we were going to get a new kitchen door anyway, so they are okay with it :lol
Damien telling his mum he was going to the Hospital with me.My mum and step-dad arrive, clearing bits of glass away; the man asking me personal questions to get my details. We decide that me and Damien are going to the Hospital in his car, and he doesn't really know the right way. So we give him directions, and we make it to the Hospital.
Without Damien's help at the time, I would of been rather in pain and very panicky. So I owe a lot to him, and I would of done the same for him if he was as foolish as me XD lol
He not only helped me, with the calling of the ambulance; but assisting me with the wound, remaining calm, and staying with me until I was all patched up (Or stitched up rather
) Which is more than some may of managed to do, so through his quick thinking and calmness he came to my rescue and turned out to be the true hero from it all!So I thank him greatly ^_^
We both had to wait for about 4 hours until being seen, where I was X-Rayed which found no further glass in me. On the bed, the men looked at the wound which was bleeding heavily; informing me there was another gash on the back of my lower right leg. Anaesthetic was given to me in both wounds, and the two wounds were rinsed thoroughly and then stitched up and bandaged. In total there were about 15 stitches, but I also had some inner stitches to the more open wound that was at the front of my lower right leg. So about 20 something stitches in total. I was soon bandaged up, and told the usual crap about seeing the GP and having the stitches removed... Blah blah blah, heard it before.
I cut my left knee open on some glass in Year 6, so I've been through it before. And now I shall have three scars left to me from glass, which adds to my utter hatred of glass >_< In total I have four scars on my body, and have been to Hospital more times than anyone in my family.
So that all happened in my day, how fun >>>> O.O
Please, tell me of your 'amazing' Hospital experiences.
