If Dante FINALLY got a Girlfriend?

[Durante]

Guys congratulations on necro-reviving a two years topic... Anyways my thot is Dante can't have a girlfriend not because of his life with fighting demons but with his charasteristics dont ask me why..

 

[Dante's Stalker]

Oh, Dante, Dante, Dante... what are we gonna have to do with you and your sexy self?

Oh, I recon would could figure something out... lol.

Dante won't have any trouble getting girlfriends. He's got a lot going for him. But he'll have a lot of trouble hanging onto one, though. Because he's got a lot counting against him. LOL. If that made sense.