Favorite DmC quotes?

[Blue_Rose]

1.**** You scene
2.I have a bigger dick
3.Squirrel semen

**** you instead would have had to :
Dante - "Hark! Though must be the final component of the bilious villainy!"
Poison - "Who art though!?"
Dante - "A maid for you to court, aha! I jest! To you I am fair Dante, slayer of demons. An honorable title, you'd suggest?"
Poison - "DANTE!? Bastard son of Sparda and Eva the concubine? BLEAUGUGHGH" Poison vomits profusely narrowly missing Dante. " Though seekest to slay me? Though can't slay me! For a thousand and two hundred years I have drawn breath!"
Dante - "Humorous, seeing as thy countenance begets a creature of twelve-thousand!"
Poison - "A plague upon thee!"
Dante - "A plague upon thee!"
Poison - "A PLAGUE UPON THEEEEEEE BLEAUGGHHHGHGHG!!!!"

That just reminds me of Dante and Agnus's Shakespearean scene in DMC4, lol.

 

[Tias]

The squirrel semen was one of the funniest moments for me. Loved how Kat was totally serious throughout and completely ignored the "WTF?" Dante looks was giving her

 

[sssensational]

The squirrel semen was one of the funniest moments for me. Loved how Kat was totally serious throughout and completely ignored the "WTF?" Dante looks was giving her

Yeah, I'm glad they took some time for some lighthearted moments there.

Also that scene in mission 4 (I think) with Dante and Kat. The game gets pretty serious at the end, so I'm glad they had that little scene in which they were smiling. Although, I've found a way to skip that scene so sometimes I do that when I'm in a rush.

 

[ItWasAnEggTimer]

"You don't look a day over twelve thousand."

I saw a bit of DMC3 creep into that line.

 

[Jacky]

Dante:

''Hey Bob, put a spin on this''



Dante:

''You wanna dance? Let's dance''



Vergil:

''We make quite the team''

Dante:

''I'm stronger''

Vergil

''I'm smarter''

Dante:

''I'm better looking''

Vergil:

''And i've got a bigger dick''


Mundus:

''I am MUNDUS''


Dante:

''YOU'RE AN ASS***E''

 

[Captain Xin]

Mission 2: "Good stuff" (Rub his hand on Kats coat)

 

[Devil Player]

During the missions ( not cutscenes ), Dante also has some quotes.

In mission 4, after killing the Tyrant ( big demon ), Dante says: "The fatter they are, the harder they fall!"

 

[Gbraga]

I'm partial to "Hey, Bob! Put a spin on this!"

I loved it even more in the trailer version, when he was still at the pier.

 

[Goldsickle]

Also, this whole "alternate in-game dialogue" thing would've been a really nice addition to the old DMC games. Like if Dante made commentary about his surroundings, or grunted if he made a mistake. That'd be cool...it make him seem more natural and less forced.

Dante says the F-word mid-combat if you get hit in the very first battle.

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

hey bob put a spin on this

i'm your prom date you ugly sack of ****

 

[The Final Offer]

".......your point!?"

"Watching you scream like one of your demon *******.....priceless."

 

[WolfOD64]

"You're dumped."
---Dante, 2k13.​

 

[Chancey289]

• After defeating the hunter-

"Wh0re mother? Well, I don't know much about my mother, but if you're calling me a son of a b!tch then you wouldn't be the first!" *slash*

• When fighting Poison-

"Hey Succubus, suck on this!" *dropkick to the face that is actually a reference to Nero's dropkick to Dante's face in DMC 4 if you look closely*

• Kat: Most spells can take hours if not days to prepare. So, why not can it for instant use later?
  
  Dante: Like they do with cheese.
  
  
  
• "That just seemed to drag on forever.......Church."
  
  
  
• When fighting tyrants in the Virility factory
  "Which one of you fatasses want to be Limbo's Biggest Losers?
  
  
  
• During the police raid on the Order with Kat guiding you
  Cop: Hands on your head! I got the girl.
  Dante: And I got you motherf#cker
  
  
  
• Mundus: I am Mundus!
  Dante: You're an asshole!

 

[sssensational]

Dante says the F-word mid-combat if you get hit in the very first battle.

My favorite thing is still when he gets hit in mission 4 by the spinning wheel thingies and he goes "that could've gone better".

 

[Exejpgwmv]

My favorite thing is still when he gets hit in mission 4 by the spinning wheel thingies and he goes "that could've gone better".

You mean; "Demonic Shards"?

 

[absolitude]

Mundus:

''I am MUNDUS''


Dante:

''YOU'RE AN ASS***E''

LOOOOOOOOL, i really lmao reading this..

my favorite quote would be, this is some serious one

"i'm the loner type, trust issue"

love that to the bones

 

[JPunxR]

"I am Mundus!" "You're an a**hole!"
-This line just made my day when I first heard it.

"Whore mother?" "Well, I don't know much about my mother, but if you're calling me a son of a b*tch then you
wouldn't be the first! *down slash*"
- Another line that I found clever.

The lines aren't as clever or has that cocky attitude in the classics, these lines are still enjoyable to listen to have in the game.

 

[ArabPikachu]

"Breaking news Bob, you're fired!"