DMC Worst Jobs

[VI-Rainbow]

Okay! We've had the worst battles, now the worst possible jobs. You can have any character ever to exist in Devil May Cry. The books, manga, anime, games, ect...

Be funny and creative. Don't start and argument or get your panties in a wad... seriously. This isn't meant to be taken literally. Anyway. What are you waiting for!? Get these saps hired for the worst jobs you can think of.

If you need any ideas watch Dirty Jobs on discovery channel. The things people can stand to do... D:

I'll start...

Vergil working as a plumber(Plumbers crack, anyone?) and usually getting calls for stopped up toilets in trailer parks.

 

[Vergilissexy]

I'd love to see Vergil's plumber crack. Ummm let's see.

How bout Nurse Nero...nah that'd be kinda sexy.

How about Dante being a school teacher?

 

[tettora]

Dante as gynaecologist lol.

 

[DanteownzNero]

Dante as a lawyer XD

"for christ sake your honour my client only stabbed him once, ive been stabbed a hundred times an never filed a complaint, whats the wimp moaning about"

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Dante as gynaecologist lol.

LMAO! That's a good one. <3

Dante would be funny as a lawyer. He'll make sure his case wins. x3

 

[Tony_Redgrave]

Dante as a lawyer would rock. Instead for a suitcase he would have Pandora:lol:

Lady as the owner of a casino.

 

[VI-Rainbow]

I'd love to see Vergil's plumber crack. Ummm let's see.

How bout Nurse Nero...nah that'd be kinda sexy.

How about Dante being a school teacher?

Lolz. Nurse Nero. <3

Dante as a karate teacher. "I'll teach you how to kick demon a$$ and look awesome! Just not as awesome as me, though."

 

[Devil May Die]

I say it would be funny to see Dante as president in charge of all demonical ploblems and he would just go and do his stuff.

Lady and Trish would either we helpers or secretaries

Nero and Vergil would most likely be his countants around the demon hunter business.

L.O.L: a guy can dream can he.

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Trish as a stripper? I can't picture Dante actually taking pleasure in seeing someone who looks like his mom pole dance. xD Still... it's kind of funny.

Nero: *nosebleed*
Dante: MOTHER?! D:

 

[II Regicide II]

Do you think on halloween Dante goes in his DT mode
or mabey him and vergil switch suits
hmmmm think about it
btw
Lady could be a stripper
i mean look at her boobs
*bounce bounce bounce*
dirty japenese game companies

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Dirty Japanese companies? Dirty minds are all around the world, mah dear. x3 Even I am guilty as charged.

Lady... would make such a sexy school teacher. What would her discipline for acting up in class, not doing homework or not making good grades would be? x3

 

[Bandoor]

dante at domino's pizza..

 

[Devil May Die]

Dante as a video game tester
nero as a fast food worker
vergil as a bank accountant
lady as a solider
trish as a stripper

I can see it now but it is weird.

 

[Devil Razer]

Nero as a vet.

*Nero tris to slip on huge rubber glove over his devil bringer arm to inspect the next cow.*

"Dammit ripped again. Looks lik im going in bare."

 

[Sparda™]

Dante as a bar tender...

Vergil as a karaoke singer...

Nero as a pimp....

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Lmao! Pimp Nero... That's a good one. xD As agressive as women are, Nero wouldn't survive.

Nero: *trying to act like Dante.* Ladies... Ladies... there is plenty of Nero to go arouAAAHHHH!!! *jumped by women.* Dante... HELP!

Dante: Now you know how I feel! You're on your own kid.

 

[Chaos Raiden]

Dante - Tango Master
Nero - Bishonen Teacher
Lady - Super Low Cut Tops Maid
Trish - Dominatrix
Kyrie - Slutty Teacher
Vergil - Hitman

 

[II Regicide II]

Lmao! Pimp Nero... That's a good one. xD As agressive as women are, Nero wouldn't survive.

Nero: *trying to act like Dante.* Ladies... Ladies... there is plenty of Nero to go arouAAAHHHH!!! *jumped by women.* Dante... HELP!

Dante: Now you know how I feel! You're on your own kid.

haha that gave me a good laugh
thanx that was funny

 

[VI-Rainbow]

dante at domino's pizza..

Dante would be fired cause he'd eat the deliveries. xD

Nero as a vet? Lolz. He looks like a animal liker, except for frogs and toads. xD

Boy: Sir! Please help my frog, He's sick!
Nero: AHHHHHCRAPAFROG! *Runs away*

 

[tettora]

Dante as a monk, no booze, no killing, no women...he'd go insane.