A Tale Of Two Dante's

[Age of Nero]

Yep. i lost it again...

You actually sound like me! xDDD rofl

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Lady: Ok so two Dante's see a shrink, get sucked into Limbo, Mundus returns, speak to an all knowing Rubix cube and go looking for Mundus on Slayer Mountain.

Trish: AND, Jester needs to spank some butts.

Lady: Yeah, and that!

DmC Dante: This...Story is so messed up.

Vergil: My head is full of pie.

Dante: Brr, little chilly.

DmC Dante: Obvious much?

Nero: Slayer Mountain is where?

Kat: I'm finding it...soon.

DmC Dante: I'm a Nephilim!

Dante: Pfft...I'm THE son of Sparda!

Vergil: I'm someone's son too.

Dante: *stares blankly*

DmC Dante: We need to rethink this.

DmC Vergil: Strategise.

Dante: Or not?!

Vergil: I need to become cool again *stabs something*

Nero: I'm misunderstood so nobody likes me!

Kyrie: I like you.

Nero: Really?

Kyrie: No, I lied too.

Nero:

Kyrie: *combusts*

Nero: Sucks...

Arkham: Hah, evil schemes are fun.

 

[RisenProphet]

Lol. I got an idea about what it's about... But the randomness contradicts it.

 

[Chimera Khaos]

I seriously can't get enough of this, even though it's messing up my brain a lot....
Lol, lord of darkness, lol....

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Lady: We could use maps?

Dante: Maps, maps, who gives a craps?

DmC Dante: Getting a headache now!

Vergil: SUGAR RUSH!!!

Nero: I could grab something?

Trish: What are we doing?

Kat: I have the co-ordinates.

DmC Dante: Quick, Limbo is changing.

Dante: It's rude to watch someone change.

DmC Dante: It's a city...

Vergil: Sex in the city.

DmC Dante: No that's a movie.

Dante: I thought it was a TV show?

DmC Dante: Yeah, and they also made a movie.

Vergil: Where's our movie?

Dante: Up Capcom's butt.

Jester: Did somebody say butts?

 

[RisenProphet]

Lol. This one defeated my idea, like it was a colossi and my idea was a zergling ... Way too easily. Lol it's funny still.

 

[Age of Nero]

Lady: We could use maps?

Dante: Maps, maps, who gives a craps?

DmC Dante: Getting a headache now!

Vergil: SUGAR RUSH!!!

Nero: I could grab something?

Trish: What are we doing?

Kat: I have the co-ordinates.

DmC Dante: Quick, Limbo is changing.

Dante: It's rude to watch someone change.

DmC Dante: It's a city...

Vergil: Sex in the city.

DmC Dante: No that's a movie.

Dante: I thought it was a TV show?

DmC Dante: Yeah, and they also made a movie.

Vergil: Where's our movie?

Dante: Up Capcom's butt.

Jester: Did somebody say butts?

OK, now I'm worried about you! Need some chamomile tea & a chat w/ Sparda? Let me know & I'll text him! xD

 

[Judgement]

Oh lord this is something else. Every one of those characters is actually doing something in their character besides Vergil and I can't tell if that's whats making it better or worse...Keep it up I guess

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Vergil: This is kinda creepy now.

Trish: Your mother looks like me?

Nero: Awkward...

Dante: Except I never slept with my mother.

Vergil: You slept with Trish?

Dante: Yeh...

Nero: Errrr...

Dante: What's the problem?

Lady: You're a skank!

Kat: Let's put motherfucking aside for two minutes.

DmC Dante: I don't get you people!...

Dante: That's definitely not a Dante line.

DmC Dante: I AM Dante!

Dante: You're DmC Dante. Nobody cares about him...

Mundus: LEMONSSS!!!

 

[RisenProphet]

That is slightly awkward...LOL.

 

[Age of Nero]

Vergil: This is kinda creepy now.

Trish: Your mother looks like me?

Nero: Awkward...

Dante: Except I never slept with my mother.

Vergil: You slept with Trish?

Dante: Yeh...

Nero: Errrr...

Dante: What's the problem?

Lady: You're a skank!

Kat: Let's put motherfucking aside for two minutes.

DmC Dante: I don't get you people!...

Dante: That's definitely not a Dante line.

DmC Dante: I AM Dante!

Dante: You're DmC Dante. Nobody cares about him...

Mundus: LEMONSSS!!!

Um, ok............... :|

 

[TerrorA]

Gonna need more pot and beer for this (soaks Jamaican green in Jack Daniels)

Okay, go!

 

[mr.man135]

lol

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Dante: I've never heard of Slayer Mountain.

Nero: Me neither!

Vergil: Slayer what now?

Dante: How do we find it?

DmC Dante: Erm, we look for some mountains...

Dante: Yuh okay squirrel face.

DmC Dante: Squirrel wha?...

Lady: The Cube gave me a map.

Nero: Cubes don't have hands.

Lady: Sure they don't.

Trish: I need a new disguise.

Vergil: PEOPLE PEOPLE CALM DOWN!

Dante: Nobody's panicking!

Nero: I AM!

Dante: Why?

Nero: I...don't...know.

 

[RisenProphet]

... I am lost in all the randomness

 

[The Rebellion]

lol so random things

 

[>>Yamato<<]

Ah you've actually made me smile. This has to be the craziest Devil May Cry short that I've ever seen that I didn't think of. You have gained my likes. And I applaud your madness, sir. *claps*

Sparda:Madness? THIS IS SPARDA!
Eva:THIS IS EVA--
Sparda:NO! THIS IS ONLY FOR MANLY MEN!
Eva:...
DmC Dante:THIS IS DANTE--
Sparda:NO! I SAID MANLY MEN NOT PUNK *** HOLES!
DmC Vergil:THIS VERGIL--
Sparda:NO! YOU'RE A *****! YOU DONT COUNT! ON SECONED THOUGHT NO ONE COUNTS! THIS IS MADNESS AND--
Mundus:*walks* Hey look a--
Sparda:THIS IS SPARDA! *kick*
Mundus:*falls* (voice echoes) HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!
Sparda:Yeh! :troll:

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

ha ha wow i enjoyed that , emonte ha,cracks me up

 

[VOLPE]

THAT...WAS...WAIT FOR IT...LEGEND...WAIT FOR IT AGAIN...DARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LordOfDarkness]

DmC Dante: Welcome back.

Trish: Nobody left.

Nero: Did he say lemons?

DMC Vergil: I said lemons.

Lady: But the...

DMC Dante: *Fires guns* EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!!!

Kyrie: Why is he yelling?

DMC Dante: Someone put her on a leash.

DMC Vergil: I'VE GOT THIS DANTE *Impales Kyrie*

Nero: Again again.

Lady: We haven't got time for this.

DmC Vergil: I can't remember...anything.

Mundus: PORK PIES!!!

Nero: He's...making RANSANDWICH =0

DmC Dante: A random evil sandwich.

DmC Vergil: He just needs mayonnaise.

DMC Dante: Finally there's a plot.