LordOfDarkness

Hey, LoD! How are you? ^_^

Trust me - our tree would look better on fire than it does now. Jessica decorated it herself and it makes me want to chuck it out :lol: When you get to a certain age, you just want the tree to look at least slightly planned out...it's so hard not to adjust her, erm, "artistic creation" :lol:

Treasure the fake surprised look always - it will serve you well in future (nodding sagely)

Even though we've never done anything big for Christmas - not like huge family parties or anything - we've always had a good time, unless someone is ill. This year it's just the three of us and the dog so should be chilled and relaxed...unless I set fire to something again. Every christmas I have managed to set fire to something which was meant to be edible :lol:

Well, smiling uses less muscles and all that jazz - plus it makes you feel happier. I have a somewhat deformed smile - :lol: - had an accident when I was little and it mashed my mouth in. Never been the same since, so I don't join in photos or allow myself to smile much in front of too many people. Pathetic, I know :lol:

Christmas gets me super excited - even though I know I'm too old for it now. I love going with J to see Santa (nearly wrote Satan then :lol and we're doing that next weekend...I also still put out a stocking and everything, even though it means waking up at stupid o'clock in order to fill it and then pretend to be all surprised in the morning :lol:

That's funny :lol: How old were you? And please don't tell me it was something like yesterday :lol:

The last time I was full-on dizzy (apart from the many times I was on strong meds) was when I got absolutely hammered at a party...I was so dizzy that I had to hold my eyelids open with my fingers because I was afraid if I didn't, my head might actually roll off onto the floor...

These days, I think I've got some sort of inner ear thingy because all I have to do is shake my head slightly and I'm super dizzy :lol:

What, your head or the wall?

That was exceptional either way - are you all dizzy now and stuff? That's about the only fun thing about whacking your head - until the pain kicks in, of course. That's never good...

:lol: i didnt cheat

so i did ?????

or i would die trying to do it

*BIG SMILE*
haha :lol:

Well I feel better now. I don't have a attitude.

Really? Awesome :lol: - I do that a lot. To say I'm clumsy would be putting it somewhat mildly...so what on earth possessed you to walk into a wall? Did it proposition you or something?

Just because I am not crying over the dead I p*ssed you off?

i know its impossible

How did I p*ss you off in the first place?

I'm back. You wanna cuss me out some more or did you get bored?

I have a very vivid imagination.... :lol:

I keep walking into these decorations - I've whacked myself about eight times now :lol:

i know , :lol: and i cant beat vauxchen's score on spank the monkey

haha! *mega smiles too*

hmm..."Ninja love all around" sounds catchy! :lol: