Meg
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*snicker snicker snicker*
Don't hate me! :lol:
Whose Thread is it Anyway?
Meg: Hello and welcome to Whose Thread is it Anyway! This is a show were everything is made up and the points don’t matter. I’m your host, Meg! Tonight’s contestants are, Chaos Master, LoD, Master Vergil, and DT!
Master Vergil: OREOS!
DT: What?
MV: Oreos!
Ebony: Dante!
Meg: Ebony?!
Ebony: Hi! Just thought I’d spread the Dante-ness!
Meg: Oh, well then go ahead. ^^
DT: She’s not even playing!
Meg: So? It’s Dante!
DT: Figures. I bet if I wanted to talk about Nero everyone would tell me to GTFO.
LoD: Hey, Nero’s awesome! ^^
Meg: That he is! Ok, let’s get started. First game is called Bachelor! Chaos Master is looking for a date. The rest of you will be pretending to be candidates. Ok?
DT: Sounds good. ^^
Meg: Ok then! CM, start whenever.
Chaos Master: Bachelor number 1! What would we do on our first date?
LoD: (as Lightning)……………
CM: Yes?
LoD: Hmph.
CM: What’s that mean?
LoD: Tch.
CM: Ok? Bachelor number 2! I’m a man that knows what he wants. What would you do to please me?
MV: (as an Oreo) I would make you feel all good and warm on the inside. Your taste buds will go wild as I slip down your throat and-
Meg: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA there. I know what you're supposed to be, but whoa! Keep it G rated please.
CM: Oooooooh. I like her.
Meg: Oh God.
CM: Ok, Bachelor number 3. If I was upset what would you say to make me feel better?
DT: (as Rain Man) Exactly 52 toothpicks. Exactly 52.
CM: What?
DT: Uh oh uh oh. Gotta get home. Gotta get home in time for Jeopardy.
CM: Ok…well Bachelor number 3 is Dustin Hoffman’s Rain Man.
Meg: Correct!
CM: Bachelor number 1 is just a bitch.
Meg: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Lightning: O rly?
Meg: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
CM: What? I don’t get it.
Lightning: Hmph!
CM: O_O *dies inside* Then…who’s number 2?
MV: OREO!
CM: No really.
Meg: She kids you not.
CM: You mean I was fantazing about doing a-
Meg: OK! Well that’s all the time we have for today.
DT: Wait! Who won?
Meg: Hm? Oh, uh…..LoD.
DT: Oh come on! You just picked him because he played Lightning!
Meg: Yeah so?
DT: Figures…
Don't hate me! :lol:
Whose Thread is it Anyway?
Meg: Hello and welcome to Whose Thread is it Anyway! This is a show were everything is made up and the points don’t matter. I’m your host, Meg! Tonight’s contestants are, Chaos Master, LoD, Master Vergil, and DT!
Master Vergil: OREOS!
DT: What?
MV: Oreos!
Ebony: Dante!
Meg: Ebony?!
Ebony: Hi! Just thought I’d spread the Dante-ness!
Meg: Oh, well then go ahead. ^^
DT: She’s not even playing!
Meg: So? It’s Dante!
DT: Figures. I bet if I wanted to talk about Nero everyone would tell me to GTFO.
LoD: Hey, Nero’s awesome! ^^
Meg: That he is! Ok, let’s get started. First game is called Bachelor! Chaos Master is looking for a date. The rest of you will be pretending to be candidates. Ok?
DT: Sounds good. ^^
Meg: Ok then! CM, start whenever.
Chaos Master: Bachelor number 1! What would we do on our first date?
LoD: (as Lightning)……………
CM: Yes?
LoD: Hmph.
CM: What’s that mean?
LoD: Tch.
CM: Ok? Bachelor number 2! I’m a man that knows what he wants. What would you do to please me?
MV: (as an Oreo) I would make you feel all good and warm on the inside. Your taste buds will go wild as I slip down your throat and-
Meg: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA there. I know what you're supposed to be, but whoa! Keep it G rated please.
CM: Oooooooh. I like her.
Meg: Oh God.
CM: Ok, Bachelor number 3. If I was upset what would you say to make me feel better?
DT: (as Rain Man) Exactly 52 toothpicks. Exactly 52.
CM: What?
DT: Uh oh uh oh. Gotta get home. Gotta get home in time for Jeopardy.
CM: Ok…well Bachelor number 3 is Dustin Hoffman’s Rain Man.
Meg: Correct!
CM: Bachelor number 1 is just a bitch.
Meg: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Lightning: O rly?
Meg: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
CM: What? I don’t get it.
Lightning: Hmph!
CM: O_O *dies inside* Then…who’s number 2?
MV: OREO!
CM: No really.
Meg: She kids you not.
CM: You mean I was fantazing about doing a-
Meg: OK! Well that’s all the time we have for today.
DT: Wait! Who won?
Meg: Hm? Oh, uh…..LoD.
DT: Oh come on! You just picked him because he played Lightning!
Meg: Yeah so?
DT: Figures…
You know me too well.
