Whose Game (Thread) is it Anyway?

[Meg]

Well since I did something a little different this time I thought I'd make a special thread for it. Enjoy!

Dante’s Stalker: HI! Hi everyone and welcome to Whose Game is it Anyway! I’m your host, Dante’s Stalker!

Dante: Oh dear Lord…

DS: Quiet! You are only allowed to speak when I tell you, remember?

Dante:…..

DS: Good boy! Anyway, the contestants tonight are; Zack Fair from Crisis Core, Vergil from DMC3, Meg from devilmaycry.org, and Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII.

Meg: *gapes at Lightning*

Lightning: *is uncomfortable*

Tidus (disguised as Zack): *thinking* HA! They totally think I’m Zack. I’m finally going to be able to play this ga-

Meg: Tidus get out of here: you are not Zack.

Tidus: DAMN IT!

Credo: Ok come on. *drags Tidus away* Here you guys can have Sonic instead.

Sonic: What's up?

DS: …….Ok well the first game is called Scenes from a Hat. This is for all four of you.

Dante: Hey what ever happened to Nero? Isn’t HE supposed to ho-

DS: Quiet!

Dante: *grumble*

DS: These scenes were submitted by the audience. First scene is….chocolate?

Angel: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Meg: Oh my gosh I love chocolate! And Lightning….*gushes*

Lightning: -_____________________-

Meg: That is NOT an attractive face! D:

Vergil:……this is a waste of my time. *leaves*

DS: Wait! Now we need another person!

Dante: I can d-

DS: AHEM! >:3

Dante: ._.

DS: Dante would you like to participate?

Dante: Uh….sure.

DS: Ok, the scene is still chocolate.

Dante: That’s not even a scene!

Meg: I like pretzel M&Ms and Reese’s anything, oh and KitKats! Yes those are good. Oh oh oh! Godiva. I rest my case.

Lightning:…..get off of me.

Meg: Oh sorry! Was I clinging to you again? ^^’

DS: Ok well one hundred points to Meg for the chocolate rave and a million points to Dante for being a studmuffin.

Dante: Heh.

DS: Next game is called Party! Meg is the host of a party. The other contestants are going to be assigned a role to play and Meg has to guess who they are.

Meg: Hurray for parties!

Sonic: *knocks*

Meg: Oh hello there….you?

Sonic: *sneaks in and darts around the room*

Meg: Erm….?

Dante: *knocks*

Meg: Hey there!

Dante: Hey you!

Meg: SPAWNSHOOTER! *glomps*

Dante: Wow, you figured that out fast! XD

Lightning: *knocks*

Meg: Awesome you made it!

Lightning: *singing* Who do you think you arrrre?

Meg: I think I’m Meghan, better known on the forums as Meg despite hardly anyone calling me Meg in real life not even myself and who are you?

Lightning: *singing* I’m the ghost of a girl that I want to be most….

Meg: OH MY GOSH YOU’RE ME! :O

DS: Guess again!

Meg: No? Aw….who else would feel the need to talk in Christina Perri songs? WAIT!......Oh my gosh you’re Christina Perri! *glomps*

Lightning: Damn it you know I’m not really her!

Meg: I know, but if I pretend that I think you are I can use that as an excuse to hug you.

Lightning: *pulls away*

Meg: ;_____;

Sonic: *is still sneaking around*

Meg: You must be a ninja! :O

DS: A ninja what?

Meg: Buddy?

DS: Nope.

Meg: Kirby?

DS: You got it! Ten points to everyone except Dante who gets a billion.

Dante: Awesome. Do I win?

DS: No Ebony wins. We agreed to share you remember? I get you every other week.

Ebony: Come on Dante!

Dante: *thinking* Oh no! NO! If I go with her I’ll have to wear bows in my hair and attend tea parties! But if I stay with DS I won’t be able to talk unless spoken to! What do I do?

Ebony: Come on! *drags Dante away*

Dante: No!! I haven’t made up my mind yet! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Meg: Poor guy………*clings to Lightning* @.@

Lightning: I envy him. -_________-

 

[Shadow]

THIS. Is why I get up in the morning. XD *dies laughing* But Vergie left? D: NO! *runs after him*

 

[Meg]

THIS. Is why I get up in the morning. XD *dies laughing* But Vergie left? D: NO! *runs after him*

Thank you! And don't worry Vergil is around.

Although I do want to make one thing perfectly clear! D:< I may have proclaimed my love for pretzel M&Ms, Reese's, KitKats, Godiva, Christina Perri, and Spawnshooter (as if it wasn't all obvious enough XD) in this story HOWEVER! Lightning takes the top prize as the No. 1 thing I'm a fan of. Got it?!

Lightning: Great....

 

[Shadow]

You're welcome. ^^ Whoo-hoo! *glomps Vergie*
-_- Not again.

LOL I didn't doubt that. Our obsessions always take top prize...though...I might trade Vergie in for chocolate. >_> Or...maybe just get a chocolate covered Vergie. *shuts up*

 

[Meg]

You're welcome. ^^ Whoo-hoo! *glomps Vergie*
-_- Not again.

LOL I didn't doubt that. Our obsessions always take top prize...though...I might trade Vergie in for chocolate. >_> Or...maybe just get a chocolate covered Vergie. *shuts up*

I am NOT obsessed!

 

[Emerald]

This thread. It has made me lol'd.

Just sayin, Dante better be counting his lucky stars I don't have him. I force people into cosplay. Like what I did to Nero.

 

[Shadow]

@Meg: ._. ...okay? *hides*

 

[Dante's Stalker]

ROFL!!!!!!
Ebs and I are sooooooo lucky =)
I got to host! X3 and NO NERO!

LOL....Dante *sighhhhh* he IS a studmuffin.
Dante: Why do I always get dragged into these things?

I dunno, D, in what universe can muffins talk?

Dante: I'd say yours.

That was a hint that you should shurrup, muffin.

Dante: *makes coocoo gesture* in what universe am I a muffin?

In mine!!

Dante: *facepalm*

.....teeheehee

I LOVED this skit Meg. I would favourite it if I could

 

[Emerald]

NO NERO!

It's okay. I only force him into cosplays of girl's outfits I make sure he still has his ego at the end of the day.

But seriously, I envy Ebony and you. Cause there's no way to share him unless we choose a Dante from each DMC. I call DMC3 Dante. >:U

You guys are hilarious though. Really.

 

[Ebony]

I'd like to clear up that I'm pretty sure I don't need to drag Dante with me - he loves the tea parties, he just pretends he hates them to look cool. He even gets annoyed if I forget the doilies.