When Job's Go Wrong

[Devil Hunter 95]

*Intro is Old School Hollywood by System of A Down*

D.H.: Hi I'm D.H. and this is the show When Job's Go Wrong!! Todays guests are Dante and Nero, come on out you guys!

*Dante & Nero walk out and they sit down next to projecter*

Dante: How have you been D.H.?

Nero: We heard you had a kidney removed.

D.H.: Did Trish tell you that? She didn't tell you the whole story.

Dante: Well what is it?

D.H.: Thats for another time, anyway we have a clip from someone backstage but, I'm sure your gonna love this.

*the projecter shows a forest and Dante walks out from behind a tree*

Dante: Come on kid! It should not take this long to take a dump!

Nero: Hey!Not my fault you didn't bring toilet paper!

Dante: Use a leaf or something!

Nero: Ok i'm done... where is my belt?

Dante: Hurry up, we got to find that cave so go without the belt!

Nero: No my pants are loose on me. *Nero walks out from behind the same tree that dante did holding his pants up*

Dante: It can't be that bad.

Nero: Oh really? *nero lets go of his pants and they fall down revealing Hello Kitty underwear*

Dante: Damn it! Lady is gonna get you back for wearing her undies.

*the projecter stops and Dante is on his back because he laughed so hard and Nero is having a panic attack*

D.H.: Nero what the hell is wrong if you?

Nero: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!

D.H.: Thank you Lady for giving us this clip.

*Lady walks out*

Lady: your welcome D.H.

D.H.: Unfortunatly that is all the time we have for today and I learned a lesson today, and that is don't get caught with your pants down wearing your best friends undies. Thank you and good night!

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

I like it
Ha ha

 

[Dante's Stalker]

hahaha! Very very good!

 

[Trish67]

OMG I lol-ed

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

glad you liked it and part 2 is coming soon

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

Ok Part 2 Lets Rock!

*intro is 21 Guns by Green Day*

D.H.: Ok what the hell is going on?!? That is not the song I planned!!

Nero: Oh I convinced the audio manager to play it.

D.H.: When did you get here?

Nero: I camped here all night, and it was fun. Anyway what was the whole story about your kidney?

D.H.: Short or long version?

Nero: Long.

D.H.: Too bad you get short, anyway Trish decided it was funny to throw stuff at me and Rebellion was the last thing she threw... need i say more?

Nero: Nope!

D.H.: Good, now lets welcome Vergil to the show!

*Vergil walks out and the crowd goes wild, but one guy yells out "Boo! You stink Vergil"*

Vergil: Dante what are you doing?

Dante: Booing you of course.

D.H.: Ok.... anyway lets play the clip sent by our very own "Vergil Booer"
Dante!

*projecter starts off in a castle and Nero walk in*

Nero: Man! why did Dante decide to play hide and seek at a time like this?

*a closet shakes in the background*

Nero: Alright Dante, game over!

*as Nero opens the closet Vergil scares him in a hockey mask and chainsaw*

Nero:*screams like a girl and jumps out the window*

Vergil: Wow...he is such a wimp.

Dante: Nice one Verg! Now lets celebrate with some pizza!

Vergil: Ok...

*Dante tries to get a close up on Vergil but he knocks him over during the process. End of clip*

D.H.: Well that was different...but don't be thinking this is the end! Because this time we have two clips on the show! and lets bring out...Trish?!?!?!

*Trish walks out and everyone but Dante boo's her*

Trish: Atleast someone is suportive.

Dante: Your welcome!

D.H.: Ok the next clip was sent in by...Vergil? I didn't know you could use a camera.

Vergil: You didn't see my documentry on living in hell?

D.H.: Must have missed that one *cough* bull crap *cough* anyway roll the clip!

*the projecter now shows the famous Devil May Cry and Dante is doing tricks on his motorcycle to pass the time waiting for a job and Trish, Nero, and Lady ar watching*

Dante: I call this one "wall flip". *Dante rides his motorcyle onto a wall and flips it*

Lady: Seen it.

Trish: Me too.

Nero: Awesome trick Dante!

*now some random guy yelling "demons!" runs in and hires Dante*

Dante: Alright lets go!!! *Dante rides off screen then you hear a crash and see a tire rolling from where Dante rode off*

Nero: Ok i got three words:Shortest.Job.Ever.

Trish & Lady: Yeah.... *end of clip*

D.H.: Well thats all we have time for today, see ya next time! And remember: When on a motorcycle wear the helmet. Thank you and good night!

 

[Dante's Stalker]

LOL!! I love this parody, more, More, MORE!!!!

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

I am currently working on #3, but i'm running short of ideas.

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

ok here is #3 now... LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!

*Intro is Waking The Demon by Bullet For My Valentine*

D.H.: Welcome back to the show! God i love that song!

Dante: Sorry folks... Our host had too much coffee today.

D.H.: Lets bring out Lady!

*Lady walks out in a sexy cat costume and everyone goes wild including me*

Dante: Damn! you are looking good!

D.H.: I wish i had a camera!

Lady: Down boys... Can we please roll the clip me and Dante brought in?

*projecter shows a tomb and Nero and Vergil are walking down a huge hallway*

Nero: Man i wish there was something we could do here besides fight undead people in here...

Vergil: Look on the bright side, somethiing good might happen.

*then Dante runs past them dressed as Indiana Jones*

Vergil & Nero: WHAT THE *beep*!

Nero: I wonder what he is running from...

Vergil: maybe that! *Vergil points to a boulder, but is too late and it runs over them and they are pushed into the ground*

Dante: Indi Pwned!

*end of clip*

D.H.: OMG!!!! *busts out laughing and falls out of my chair*

Dante: Too bad Nero or Vergil could not be here today, because they are in the hospital.

Lady: Where did you get the costume?

Dante: ebay.

Lady: Ok while D.H. is out of it right now, lets welcome Trish!

*Trish walks out and stares at Lady:

Trish: Where can i get one of those?

Lady: I got it from Amazon.

Dante: This next clip is from me and Trish... Roll it!

*the projecter shows the outside of Devil May Cry then Dante walks out*

Dante: Hiya folks! Welcome to my crib.

*Dante gives the whole tour of Devil May Cry, but when he get to Trish's room Trish and Lady are putting makeup on Nero who is tied down to a chair*

Dante: What the hell is this?!?!

Lady: We thought Nero could use a make over.

Trish: So how do you like it?

Dante: he looks worse than the way the Mad Hatter looks in the new Alice in Wonderland.

Nero: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!

*end of clip*

D.H.: Ok that was different... Anyway thats all we have for today, and remember this: Always play the Indiana Jones theme around Vergil and Nero, they hate it now. Thank you and keep rocking!

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

Part 4 The Show must go on!

*Intro is Show Must Go On by Queen*

D.H.: God it is good to be back!

Dante: We missed you man!

D.H.: Ok man just don't break out in tears. Anyway this clip is sent in by Nero who could not be here today because his girlfriend is taking him shopping.

*projector shows the inside of Dante's room and Vergil is sitting on Dante's bed eating chips*

Vergil: Damn the chips are good!

*Vergil looks over at the camera and drops the chips*

Vergil: Nero how long have you been recording?

Nero: Not much...

*Nero runs away as Vergil charges at him*

Vergil: Come here!

*end of clip*

Dante: Vergil!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Dante storms off the set and you hear Vergil scream*

D.H.:O_O This next clip is from Lady and Trish...

*projector shows Nero with pigtails and wearing a dress*

Trish: Read the script Nero.

Nero: Hi, my name is Neroita.... I love putting ribbons in my hair.... and I want to kiss Dante....

*Lady bursts out laughing from behind the camera and Dante walks in*

Dante: What the hell is going on? What is with the camera Lady? And who is the new girl?

Trish: We are filming Neroita's interview.

Dante: Ok. *Dante slaps Nero's butt* See you at work.

Nero: Dante!

Dante: Nero!

*Trish and Lady burst out laughing and end of clip*

D.H.: Oh my god! Trish. Lady. Run like hell!

???: Why?

D.H.: Who said that?

*a huge cake rolls from the back of the set*

D.H.: Alright! Cake!

*I start to eat the cake and Dante's head sticks out of the cake*

Dante: Don't eat me!

D.H.: Whoa! This is the end for todays show. Thank you for watching and keep on rocking!

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