What Does Vergil Do All Day?

[MegaMad9]

It's well established that Dante constantly runs from the law, sleeps with women, and goes clubbing.
But what does Vergil do all day?
Well, we all know that Vergil made millions of dollars writing security programs before he was out of school (http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/Vergil_(DmC))
We also know that Mundus does not know of Vergil's existence and that he is the leader of the order. However, since Vergil must pretend to be a normal person to allay suspicion (similar to how Batman hides his identity), does this mean that Vergil has a job, lives in a house, and pays his taxes just like everyone else.
So what do you think Vergil does all day?

I think he might be a computer programmer that works at a tech firm located inside Mundus' building, which could be how Vergil plans to weaken Mundus, since he wrote the security encryption programs for it.

EDIT: I think I should be more specific with this, not just what do you think he does, but what type of person? Similar to how Bruce Wayne pretends to be a playboy

 

[TWOxACROSS]

I'd rather not destroy the illusion. It's like thinking about super models going to the bathroom.

 

[Loopy]

Because he has a lot of money, he wouldn't need a job. I'd say he spends his whole life with The Order to track Mundus and keep an eye on all demon plans, as well as giving missions for Order memebers. Being in The Order is like having a job for Vergil.

As for leisure activites, maybe he doesn't have time for that.He seems very dedicated to stopping Mundus, so he'd be giving up all his time to do that.

 

[Dante47]

What does Vergil do?
Enough.

 

[DragonMaster2010]

Vergil's secret life.

 

[KenKen]

Sits in his room and fantasizes about power.

 

[Alittleacorn]

I think during his spare time Vergil and Kat to do this to Dante:

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

I keep him locked up... both versions of him

 

[Loopy]

I keep him locked up... both versions of him

And he will never see the outside world again, right. :lol:

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

And he will never see the outside world again, right. :lol:

Pretty much...
(And as Bayonetta says, "naughty boys get spanked" mwhahahahaha) Sorry
BTW, I'm an ultimately obsessed Vergil Fan Girl :lol: (if you couldn't tell )
>.>
*cough*...

 

[Loopy]

The name is a big hint. ^_^

Thinking about it, I bet Vergil would also spend time sword training and gun practice.

Somehow I just can imagine him doing 'regular person' things. It takes away the mysterious image Vergil has.

 

[Frazz]

I think it would be awesome if they had Vergil sitting at home playing DMC3 as himself in his spare time In all seriousness I think he just practices and thinks about everything he wants and possibly training others.

 

[ZeroLove]

He takes a smoke once in a while...

 

[theeyesandears]

"I will tell you exactly what he does, he does paperwork all day, from dawn till dusk, has a few bathroom breaks here and there, but nothing too serious. He's also on the computer nonstop, he hardly eats anything I take up for him to eat and drinks alot of hot tea. He's not a real sociable type of guy besides to me." -Kat

 

[Dnishe Ebanoye]

He trolls in internet.

 

[theeyesandears]

He trolls in internet.

"This is also possible as well."

 

[Grey-Frog]

He trolls in internet.

:O Does his villainy know no bounds!?

 

[theeyesandears]

:O Does his villainy know no bounds!?

"Apparently not."

 

[Azurel]

I keep him locked up... both versions of him

"Must... resist... joke... must resist joke..."

(7:07 for pr0n music)

 

[mrrandomlulz]

"This is also possible as well."

Sun'a'bitch tryna steal mah rep, not on my watch.

Gentlemen, if you need me, I am going to go destroy the Order.