what are some the funniest lines you've read/heard in an anime/game?

[Nelo_Vergil]

Right now i'm on generation 3 of record of agarest war and i just can't help bursting into tears over what the main character and wenfeild say during a certain even. So what are some things no matter how many times you watch or read it that always manage to make you laugh?

Oh yes heres what goes on in ROAW xD funny stuff.

i can't seem to find the dialogue but heres a preview of it....

winfield: Damn!

Thoma: :O Winfield;s Escape Manual of Love, rule fifty-six: Run! Even if you must abondon a friend!

*after winfeild gets a beating*

Winfeild: Nooooooooo! Help meeeeeeee!

Thoma: W-Wait! i did only what any man would! I was following the precepts of my elders! I am sorry...

*thoma gets a beating as well*

B-Besider, I've an important destiny to fulfill! the fate of the world-- Uaaaaaaaagh!

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

About Dante proposing to the mop in the Devil May Cry Manga XD

 

[HailTheKing]

 

[Ultima]

In Uncharted 2 when Sully says "I'm sweating like a hooker in church" xD

 

[darkdeamon92/dmc3/]

IF U HAVEN'T GOT PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR U SON I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A B*TCH AIN'T ONE.....the reason i find that funny cuz its exactly like my life...^_^

 

[ROCKMAN X]

aaaaaaargh its in my head i know i remember it was a Japanese game with some class V.A

 

[darkdeamon92/dmc3/]

aaaaaaargh its in my head i know i remember it was a Japanese game with some class V.A

ask the little guy maybe he can help

 

[mrrandomlulz]

Every reference Deadpool has ever made