Random lol of the day

[LordOfDarkness]

Okay so basically I'm going to post something that I found quite funny that happened to me today. And that's the general gist here, to post things you found funny in your day.

I'm getting ready for work this morning like usual. I get ready to leave for the bus. When I get to the bus stop there is a man and a woman waiting (Nothing unusual about that). We wait for ten minutes until the bus arrives, and it turns down the other road. Confused and annoyed by this, we wonder why it went a different direction. And then the woman tells me and the guy that the road it usually goes down is blocked off due to road works, so the bus couldn't go that way...

*facepalm* Then I simply ask you this. If you knew that, then why were you waiting there for the bus?...

Hilariously idiotic.

 

[Angel General]

Random lol of the day: I was casually walking up the stairs at school, and this little boy just shuffles slowly down the stairs doing gangnam style and humming to himself gleefully - my day was made. (Kinda had to be there to find it funny but meh)

 

[Dante's Stalker]

This: http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/33990/the-15-funniest-autocorrects-from-august-2012/
The one that says "This morning I choked a goat and ****ed in my coffee' had me laughing so hard I was crying.
With that said, it does take me having to read quite a few of these before I actually start laughing. (and then everything is just really funny after that)

 

[Angel General]

I was home alone and some Jehova's witnesses knocked on the door, they gave me a leaflet but were staring at me weirdly the whole time... when I closed the door and walked past the mirror I realised I had blobs of toothpaste all over my face >.<

 

[Laurence Barnes]

I was home alone and some Jehova's witnesses knocked on the door, they gave me a leaflet but were staring at me weirdly the whole time... when I closed the door and walked past the mirror I realised I had blobs of toothpaste all over my face >_<

BAHAHAHAA TROLOLOLOL!!! XD

 

[Angel General]

BAHAHAHAA TROLOLOLOL!!! XD

HNNGH ... -_-

 

[ROCKMAN X]

This: http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/33990/the-15-funniest-autocorrects-from-august-2012/
The one that says "This morning I choked a goat and ****ed in my coffee' had me laughing so hard I was crying.
With that said, it does take me having to read quite a few of these before I actually start laughing. (and then everything is just really funny after that)

Hmm.. i see Siri is perverted after all

 

[Angel General]

I was casually practising my amazing runway walk, as you do, then tripped over my own feet and slapped someone in the face by accident...