Vergil'sBitch
I am Nero's Mom & Obsessed fan girl
Prompt: Water
Fandom: DMC and OC
Author: VB
"Freakin' Hell" Dante sighed, "Its so damn hot out here."
It had been a quiet week for the Devil Hunter. Work wasn't coming in at all, so he was taking a rest on the roof of the office.
Dante rubbed more suntan lotion into his chest, laid back on the lounger and took another swig of his Jack Daniels.
"THIS IS THE LIFE", he sighed loudly.
"Still the same lazy slob then brother."
"YAAAH! FREAKIN' HELL!" Dante screamed as he spilt his drink all over himself. "Don't you EVER knock?!"
Vergil sat on the wall beside Dante, "We have trouble."
"No, Nite's not... pregnant is she?"
"HEADS UP!" Called a female voice.
"What the?!" Dante and Vergil said at the same time.
SPLASH!
The deluge of water was followed by a maniacal giggle.
"NIIIIITE!" Vergil growled. The twins were soaking wet.
"Awww, c'mon you love me really"
"Where are you?" Vergil continued.
Perched upon the 'r' of the neon Devil may cry sign was Nite. She had something blue and shiny in her hand.
"Fear me, for i have water..." she beamed.
"Where, there's no water around for miles" Dante snapped, "well there was the ice in my JD"
Vergil smiled....
"NO, NO,NO.ARRGH!" Dante was hit with a load of frozen water.
"Its an orb that controls water" Vergil continued. "Its all in the power of the orb"
"Anyway, what are you doing here?" Dante asked
"Well,I'm not pregnant... we have Phantom's... lots of Phantom's...it's breeding season, and they are spilling into the human world!"
Dante looked at Nite and Vergil, "Okay...SO?!"
Nite gawked at Dante, "Crikey Vergie, you're right, he really is slow."
"That's why it is hot, brother" Vergil Sighed.
"Oh! The heat must be affecting my brain." Dante smiled "How we gonna beat them?"
"With WATER!" Nite beamed "All you have to do is herd them up."
"No way!" They'll wreck my shop!" Dante protested.
The orb started to glow blue, and another gallon of water poured over Dante.
"OOOkay!" Dante ran into the office and brought the Sparda sword back out with him... He then devil triggered, His trigger looked a bit like Sparda. His Devil Trigger seemed to be changing all the time.
The phantom sensed the air of Sparda, and charged toward the shop all chanting his name and hissing with anger.
Nite dropped into the street and started to create a wave. The wave crashed over the Phantom hoard. The screaming and steam was horrendous.
After the moisture had cleared, carcasses of dead phantom's were strewn all over the street. Nite clicked he fingers, in an instant, the disappeared.
"Where?" Dante asked
"All back in hell" Vergil replied.
"Are they..." Dante turned to look at Vergil, but, he was gone... along with Nite. "...Dead..."
SPLASH!!! "ARRRRGH!"
Thunder then started to rumble, and the rain started to pour. "Whadda B*tch" Dante mumbled.
Later:
Dante was dozing on the sofa.
"Hey Dante Want a glass of water"
"Nite?! NO I DON'T, What are you doing here anyway? Are you pregnant?!"
Nite looked down at her stomach... "Ya know something, I've never noticed that... I suppose it could be wind."
Nite poured the glass of water over his head.
"What the hell?!"
"Have another, you need to cool your ego"
She poured another glass over his head.
Dante got up from the sofa to pour himself a JD. "What the F..."
Water was pouring from the bottle.
"Ah,Pizza" He thought...
He took a bite "Yuk, what is this?"
"A water-biscuit" Vergil said chuckling. Vergil was sat on top of an elephant, that squirted water at Dante. "NOOO! It's not funny anymore."
Vergil dragged Dante up the stairs to the bathroom. He kicked Dante's feet out from beneath him and held his head down the toilet. While Dante squirmed, Vergil cackled evilly.
"You know something Nite, this reminds me of when we were kids... except the toilet was alot cleaner back then." Vergil said through the laughter.
Vergil pulled Dante's head out, then stuck it back it... he did this about five or six times... Dante lost count after the third.
"Oh, Vergie your brother smells like toilet" Nite said waving her hand across her face.
"BATHTIME!" Vergil chimed.
"Cold water with lots and lots of ice cubes!" Nite said as she had appeared from nowhere.
The pair picked him up and started to swing Dante from side to side, "One, two, threee!"
"Vergie, you hold him, I'll get the ice" Nite said with the most evil grin he had ever seen on her face.
The ice was endless, and the water was getting colder and colder.
"Electric eels sound good right about now." Vergil Smiled
"They'll probably die in there" Nite replied
"No, Underworld eels... 3ft in length, huge sharp teeth.... carnivorous, especially with Half breeds"
"Oh them!.. I keep a few in my back pocket" Nite grinned.
Nite delved into her pocket and pulled out two long, silver stick like things and stuck them in the bath with Dante.
Dante tried to scream. He was so cold, that his body wouldn't do what he told it to.
Vergil unsheathed Yamato and made a cut in Dante's chest, "They are attracted to the blood."
Just as the eels were about to bite, Nite pulled the water orb out of her pocket and touched the surface of the water with it.
The water froze solid... Dante was trapped inside...
"What do we do with him now?" Nite asked
Vergil thought... "We throw him in the sea."
The next thing Dante knew, he was floating down a river, through rapids, down a waterfall and into the ocean...
....
"Dante... WAKE UP!" Vergil shouted. "Nite, get the cold flannel."
Nite put a cold wet flannel over Dante's face... "mmmffffff"
"Is he gonna be okay?" Nite whispered.
"He's a son of Sparda, of course he will."
Vergil slapped Dante across the face.
"PLEASE NO MORE WATER" Dante yelled
"What?" Nite said, "Dante, you had a fever."
"Vergil stuck my head down the toilet"
His twin sniggered, "I haven't done that in years."
Nite sighed, "How do you feel?"
"Like I need a shower... How did I get this... Fever?"
"A Poison barb from a demon that you insulted." Nite replied.
"You told it that his mother was so fat, that if they filled purgatory with water, she could use it as a bath, and water would still spill out." Vergil told his brother
Dante looked confused.
"Nine levels of hell... circle shaped?" Vergil continued
Dante still looked Dumb
"Forget it" Nite said.
"We're going now brother. The Underworld calls" Vergil said as he and Nite disappeared through portals.
"Yeah, bye."
Dante got up from the sofa and walked to the bathroom. He jumped in the shower. Just as he was about to turn the water on, he thought he had seen something and walked back out... he looked in the bathtub and saw it was full of ice and water... "ARRRRGH!" Dante curled up into the fetal position.
He picked his trousers from the floor and pulled out his mobile and dialled.
"Hello... could i make an appointment to see a therapist please"
THE END!
Fandom: DMC and OC
Author: VB
"Freakin' Hell" Dante sighed, "Its so damn hot out here."
It had been a quiet week for the Devil Hunter. Work wasn't coming in at all, so he was taking a rest on the roof of the office.
Dante rubbed more suntan lotion into his chest, laid back on the lounger and took another swig of his Jack Daniels.
"THIS IS THE LIFE", he sighed loudly.
"Still the same lazy slob then brother."
"YAAAH! FREAKIN' HELL!" Dante screamed as he spilt his drink all over himself. "Don't you EVER knock?!"
Vergil sat on the wall beside Dante, "We have trouble."
"No, Nite's not... pregnant is she?"
"HEADS UP!" Called a female voice.
"What the?!" Dante and Vergil said at the same time.
SPLASH!
The deluge of water was followed by a maniacal giggle.
"NIIIIITE!" Vergil growled. The twins were soaking wet.
"Awww, c'mon you love me really"
"Where are you?" Vergil continued.
Perched upon the 'r' of the neon Devil may cry sign was Nite. She had something blue and shiny in her hand.
"Fear me, for i have water..." she beamed.
"Where, there's no water around for miles" Dante snapped, "well there was the ice in my JD"
Vergil smiled....
"NO, NO,NO.ARRGH!" Dante was hit with a load of frozen water.
"Its an orb that controls water" Vergil continued. "Its all in the power of the orb"
"Anyway, what are you doing here?" Dante asked
"Well,I'm not pregnant... we have Phantom's... lots of Phantom's...it's breeding season, and they are spilling into the human world!"
Dante looked at Nite and Vergil, "Okay...SO?!"
Nite gawked at Dante, "Crikey Vergie, you're right, he really is slow."
"That's why it is hot, brother" Vergil Sighed.
"Oh! The heat must be affecting my brain." Dante smiled "How we gonna beat them?"
"With WATER!" Nite beamed "All you have to do is herd them up."
"No way!" They'll wreck my shop!" Dante protested.
The orb started to glow blue, and another gallon of water poured over Dante.
"OOOkay!" Dante ran into the office and brought the Sparda sword back out with him... He then devil triggered, His trigger looked a bit like Sparda. His Devil Trigger seemed to be changing all the time.
The phantom sensed the air of Sparda, and charged toward the shop all chanting his name and hissing with anger.
Nite dropped into the street and started to create a wave. The wave crashed over the Phantom hoard. The screaming and steam was horrendous.
After the moisture had cleared, carcasses of dead phantom's were strewn all over the street. Nite clicked he fingers, in an instant, the disappeared.
"Where?" Dante asked
"All back in hell" Vergil replied.
"Are they..." Dante turned to look at Vergil, but, he was gone... along with Nite. "...Dead..."
SPLASH!!! "ARRRRGH!"
Thunder then started to rumble, and the rain started to pour. "Whadda B*tch" Dante mumbled.
Later:
Dante was dozing on the sofa.
"Hey Dante Want a glass of water"
"Nite?! NO I DON'T, What are you doing here anyway? Are you pregnant?!"
Nite looked down at her stomach... "Ya know something, I've never noticed that... I suppose it could be wind."
Nite poured the glass of water over his head.
"What the hell?!"
"Have another, you need to cool your ego"
She poured another glass over his head.
Dante got up from the sofa to pour himself a JD. "What the F..."
Water was pouring from the bottle.
"Ah,Pizza" He thought...
He took a bite "Yuk, what is this?"
"A water-biscuit" Vergil said chuckling. Vergil was sat on top of an elephant, that squirted water at Dante. "NOOO! It's not funny anymore."
Vergil dragged Dante up the stairs to the bathroom. He kicked Dante's feet out from beneath him and held his head down the toilet. While Dante squirmed, Vergil cackled evilly.
"You know something Nite, this reminds me of when we were kids... except the toilet was alot cleaner back then." Vergil said through the laughter.
Vergil pulled Dante's head out, then stuck it back it... he did this about five or six times... Dante lost count after the third.
"Oh, Vergie your brother smells like toilet" Nite said waving her hand across her face.
"BATHTIME!" Vergil chimed.
"Cold water with lots and lots of ice cubes!" Nite said as she had appeared from nowhere.
The pair picked him up and started to swing Dante from side to side, "One, two, threee!"
"Vergie, you hold him, I'll get the ice" Nite said with the most evil grin he had ever seen on her face.
The ice was endless, and the water was getting colder and colder.
"Electric eels sound good right about now." Vergil Smiled
"They'll probably die in there" Nite replied
"No, Underworld eels... 3ft in length, huge sharp teeth.... carnivorous, especially with Half breeds"
"Oh them!.. I keep a few in my back pocket" Nite grinned.
Nite delved into her pocket and pulled out two long, silver stick like things and stuck them in the bath with Dante.
Dante tried to scream. He was so cold, that his body wouldn't do what he told it to.
Vergil unsheathed Yamato and made a cut in Dante's chest, "They are attracted to the blood."
Just as the eels were about to bite, Nite pulled the water orb out of her pocket and touched the surface of the water with it.
The water froze solid... Dante was trapped inside...
"What do we do with him now?" Nite asked
Vergil thought... "We throw him in the sea."
The next thing Dante knew, he was floating down a river, through rapids, down a waterfall and into the ocean...
....
"Dante... WAKE UP!" Vergil shouted. "Nite, get the cold flannel."
Nite put a cold wet flannel over Dante's face... "mmmffffff"
"Is he gonna be okay?" Nite whispered.
"He's a son of Sparda, of course he will."
Vergil slapped Dante across the face.
"PLEASE NO MORE WATER" Dante yelled
"What?" Nite said, "Dante, you had a fever."
"Vergil stuck my head down the toilet"
His twin sniggered, "I haven't done that in years."
Nite sighed, "How do you feel?"
"Like I need a shower... How did I get this... Fever?"
"A Poison barb from a demon that you insulted." Nite replied.
"You told it that his mother was so fat, that if they filled purgatory with water, she could use it as a bath, and water would still spill out." Vergil told his brother
Dante looked confused.
"Nine levels of hell... circle shaped?" Vergil continued
Dante still looked Dumb
"Forget it" Nite said.
"We're going now brother. The Underworld calls" Vergil said as he and Nite disappeared through portals.
"Yeah, bye."
Dante got up from the sofa and walked to the bathroom. He jumped in the shower. Just as he was about to turn the water on, he thought he had seen something and walked back out... he looked in the bathtub and saw it was full of ice and water... "ARRRRGH!" Dante curled up into the fetal position.
He picked his trousers from the floor and pulled out his mobile and dialled.
"Hello... could i make an appointment to see a therapist please"
THE END!
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