Vergil'sBitch
I am Nero's Mom & Obsessed fan girl
"I won't do it..." Nite said loudly
"Yes you will." Dante replied “Its what the coin has ruled.”
“You idiot, Vergil told me about that coin! Either way you win? I don't think so.”
"What you two arguing about now?" Vergil asked
"Dante wants me to clean the bathroom..."
"Well, you're the only on here with long hair."
"And you're the only one who uses conditioner, plus, i don't live here. "
Nite and Dante were nose to nose staring each other down.
Vergil sighed, "Surely it can't be that bad."
"Take a look for yourself!" Nite shouted still staring at Dante.
Vergil took a walk through the back of the shop and into the bathroom.
A foul smell assaulted Vergil's nostrils, the walls were covered with some type of black mould.
Vergil looked down the toilet. Its was covered in what Vergil could only describe as... Dante-ness.
Hair and old toothpaste stains covered the sink and bath plug holes.
Shampoo ran out of the tops of their bottles and a he found a private stash of rubbish in the water tank of the toilet.
Vergil walked out and shut the door behind him.
"You're a girl, you're meant to be good at these things."
Nite slapped Dante,"You PIG! I'm the Queen of the Underworld!"
"Well then, you can get your hands dirty for once!" Dante snorted.
Nite was about to slap Dante again when Vergil caught her hand and put it back down to her side.
“Brother, how can you live like that?”
“Like what?”
“THAT?!” Nite shouted.
“My dear Nite, what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger” Dante laughed “Besides I like living like a...”
“PIG?” Nite finished
Nite walked over to the corner of the room and picked up the Sparda sword.
“Lets settle this like adults then.”
Dante picked up Rebellion, “Thats fine by me.”
Swords clashed and sparks flew around the room, Vergil stepped out of the way whilst Nite and Dante fought.
The pair traded insults, destroyed furniture and swapped blows.
Vergil slapped his hand to his face as blood started to cover the walls. In complete desperation Vergil drew yamato and tried to part the fighters.
“ENOUGH!” he yelled.
Nite and Dante stopped brawling and stepped back.
Dante looked around his office and yelled, “look at my shop!”
Nite stepped away from the mess and put Sparda back into the corner.
“This will be sorted right now!” Vergil shouted whilst flaring his nostrils.
Vergil took a coin out of his pocket... Dante pick a side.
“Heads”, Dante said smugly whilst looking at Nite.
Nite made sure Vergil wasn't looking, then stuck her middle finger up then said, “I wanted heads”.
“Nite, let Dante have the one he said... you never know, he may end up regretting his decision”
Nite closed her eyes and Vergil flipped the coin and it landed in his hand.
Vergil revealed the coin and smiled. Nite and Dante looked.
“Oh dear, sorry Dante.. looks like well be leaving you to it.” Nite said smiling. “See you around”
“Have fun brother” Vergil said as he and Nite disappeared back into the Underworld.
Dante looked around and put his hands in his pockets, a realisation dawned on him... Vergil used his own coin against him.
“Awww, S**T!” Dante yelled and crumpled in a heap on the floor... the next time he knew not to annoy the King and Queen of the Underworld.
"Yes you will." Dante replied “Its what the coin has ruled.”
“You idiot, Vergil told me about that coin! Either way you win? I don't think so.”
"What you two arguing about now?" Vergil asked
"Dante wants me to clean the bathroom..."
"Well, you're the only on here with long hair."
"And you're the only one who uses conditioner, plus, i don't live here. "
Nite and Dante were nose to nose staring each other down.
Vergil sighed, "Surely it can't be that bad."
"Take a look for yourself!" Nite shouted still staring at Dante.
Vergil took a walk through the back of the shop and into the bathroom.
A foul smell assaulted Vergil's nostrils, the walls were covered with some type of black mould.
Vergil looked down the toilet. Its was covered in what Vergil could only describe as... Dante-ness.
Hair and old toothpaste stains covered the sink and bath plug holes.
Shampoo ran out of the tops of their bottles and a he found a private stash of rubbish in the water tank of the toilet.
Vergil walked out and shut the door behind him.
"You're a girl, you're meant to be good at these things."
Nite slapped Dante,"You PIG! I'm the Queen of the Underworld!"
"Well then, you can get your hands dirty for once!" Dante snorted.
Nite was about to slap Dante again when Vergil caught her hand and put it back down to her side.
“Brother, how can you live like that?”
“Like what?”
“THAT?!” Nite shouted.
“My dear Nite, what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger” Dante laughed “Besides I like living like a...”
“PIG?” Nite finished
Nite walked over to the corner of the room and picked up the Sparda sword.
“Lets settle this like adults then.”
Dante picked up Rebellion, “Thats fine by me.”
Swords clashed and sparks flew around the room, Vergil stepped out of the way whilst Nite and Dante fought.
The pair traded insults, destroyed furniture and swapped blows.
Vergil slapped his hand to his face as blood started to cover the walls. In complete desperation Vergil drew yamato and tried to part the fighters.
“ENOUGH!” he yelled.
Nite and Dante stopped brawling and stepped back.
Dante looked around his office and yelled, “look at my shop!”
Nite stepped away from the mess and put Sparda back into the corner.
“This will be sorted right now!” Vergil shouted whilst flaring his nostrils.
Vergil took a coin out of his pocket... Dante pick a side.
“Heads”, Dante said smugly whilst looking at Nite.
Nite made sure Vergil wasn't looking, then stuck her middle finger up then said, “I wanted heads”.
“Nite, let Dante have the one he said... you never know, he may end up regretting his decision”
Nite closed her eyes and Vergil flipped the coin and it landed in his hand.
Vergil revealed the coin and smiled. Nite and Dante looked.
“Oh dear, sorry Dante.. looks like well be leaving you to it.” Nite said smiling. “See you around”
“Have fun brother” Vergil said as he and Nite disappeared back into the Underworld.
Dante looked around and put his hands in his pockets, a realisation dawned on him... Vergil used his own coin against him.
“Awww, S**T!” Dante yelled and crumpled in a heap on the floor... the next time he knew not to annoy the King and Queen of the Underworld.
