LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
"Hold still will you Dante, I can't exactly do your nails with you wriggling around like this" Lady sulked.
"Gah, I don't want to get in touch with my feminine side" Dante whined and moaned.
"Dante, having a feminine side? Give me a break" Trish cried out with laughter.
"That's right Trish, I'm pure man! What time is Loose Women on? I usually set it to record!" Dante replied, fumbling around with the TV controls.
There was a heavy knock on the old wooden door to the premises.
"You know, somebody is at the door" Dante said, waving his right hand out and pointing at the door.
"Hm that's funny that, I thought the same thing" Lady sarcastically answered as she got up to go and answer the door.
"Blasted cheap piece of technological crap" Dante whinged as he aggrevatedly banged his fist on top of the television as to which it responded by setting his program to record.
"That's more like it" he said rather proudly to himself.
"Hey guys and girls" Nero said as he was entering into the shop.
"Oh hey Nero, what brings you around here?" Dante politely wondered.
"Oh you know the same old usual reason why I come over in these types of stories".
"What to add some more colour to them?" Dante continued to wonder.
"No, to annoy everybody. I'm kidding, I actually have something rather interesting to tell everybody" Nero said boldly as he cleared his throat.
"Uh huh, brilliant. Well make it quick I've got a doctor's appointment in the next ten minutes" Dante made aware.
"Oh sorry to hear that Dante. What's the problem?" Nero asked out of curiousity.
"I've just been struck with a massive headache since you came over" Dante joked.
"Very funny. No what it was actually is it's me and Kyrie. Well, we're getting married you see!" Nero smiled.
Dante laughed slightly.
"Nero. I can't imagine anything worser than being tied down to the same woman for the rest of my life. Have you not at least lived a bit?" Dante said rather unthoughtfully.
"Come on dude, I love Kyrie to pieces. Besides the girl is an excellent cook, what more could a man need?" Nero hastened to know.
"Pft, typical of a man to only think with his stomach" Lady tutted.
"No, I can think of other things they think with as well. Like their penises" Trish sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Yah, well Kyrie's not exactly much to look at is she now?" Dante kidded.
"You haven't seen underneath that really long dress of hers have you?" Nero smirked as to which Dante frowned slightly.
"No I haven't...well, at least not yet I haven't" he continued to joke around.
"Well I'm pleased for you both. When is the big day?" Trish said as she moved from the desk chair and onto the sofa to sit beside Nero.
"Soon. All of you are invited if you want to come?" Nero stated.
Everyone shook their heads, 'Yes'.
"Ah, we'll need security to watch over the big day" Dante remembered as he smiled and got out his cell phone. There was a number already waiting to be dialled.
The phone rang for a few seconds and then it was answered.
"What's up?".
"Vergil, I've got an exciting job for you" Dante said in glee.
"Look, if it's anything to do with cleaning up your shop again, I'm not interested. I remember what happened last time, you fired me".
"No no no, nothing like that. Besides you're thinking of something that happened in a different thread LoD made. This has nothing to do with that" Dante cleared up.
"Okay fire away".
"Er, sure" Dante replied somewhat confused as he raised Ebony and Ivory and began shooting randomly at the wall.
"NO NO NO NO NO DANTE, I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT" Vergil bellowed from the other end of the phone.
"Gah, I don't want to get in touch with my feminine side" Dante whined and moaned.
"Dante, having a feminine side? Give me a break" Trish cried out with laughter.
"That's right Trish, I'm pure man! What time is Loose Women on? I usually set it to record!" Dante replied, fumbling around with the TV controls.
There was a heavy knock on the old wooden door to the premises.
"You know, somebody is at the door" Dante said, waving his right hand out and pointing at the door.
"Hm that's funny that, I thought the same thing" Lady sarcastically answered as she got up to go and answer the door.
"Blasted cheap piece of technological crap" Dante whinged as he aggrevatedly banged his fist on top of the television as to which it responded by setting his program to record.
"That's more like it" he said rather proudly to himself.
"Hey guys and girls" Nero said as he was entering into the shop.
"Oh hey Nero, what brings you around here?" Dante politely wondered.
"Oh you know the same old usual reason why I come over in these types of stories".
"What to add some more colour to them?" Dante continued to wonder.
"No, to annoy everybody. I'm kidding, I actually have something rather interesting to tell everybody" Nero said boldly as he cleared his throat.
"Uh huh, brilliant. Well make it quick I've got a doctor's appointment in the next ten minutes" Dante made aware.
"Oh sorry to hear that Dante. What's the problem?" Nero asked out of curiousity.
"I've just been struck with a massive headache since you came over" Dante joked.
"Very funny. No what it was actually is it's me and Kyrie. Well, we're getting married you see!" Nero smiled.
Dante laughed slightly.
"Nero. I can't imagine anything worser than being tied down to the same woman for the rest of my life. Have you not at least lived a bit?" Dante said rather unthoughtfully.
"Come on dude, I love Kyrie to pieces. Besides the girl is an excellent cook, what more could a man need?" Nero hastened to know.
"Pft, typical of a man to only think with his stomach" Lady tutted.
"No, I can think of other things they think with as well. Like their penises" Trish sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Yah, well Kyrie's not exactly much to look at is she now?" Dante kidded.
"You haven't seen underneath that really long dress of hers have you?" Nero smirked as to which Dante frowned slightly.
"No I haven't...well, at least not yet I haven't" he continued to joke around.
"Well I'm pleased for you both. When is the big day?" Trish said as she moved from the desk chair and onto the sofa to sit beside Nero.
"Soon. All of you are invited if you want to come?" Nero stated.
Everyone shook their heads, 'Yes'.
"Ah, we'll need security to watch over the big day" Dante remembered as he smiled and got out his cell phone. There was a number already waiting to be dialled.
The phone rang for a few seconds and then it was answered.
"What's up?".
"Vergil, I've got an exciting job for you" Dante said in glee.
"Look, if it's anything to do with cleaning up your shop again, I'm not interested. I remember what happened last time, you fired me".
"No no no, nothing like that. Besides you're thinking of something that happened in a different thread LoD made. This has nothing to do with that" Dante cleared up.
"Okay fire away".
"Er, sure" Dante replied somewhat confused as he raised Ebony and Ivory and began shooting randomly at the wall.
"NO NO NO NO NO DANTE, I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT" Vergil bellowed from the other end of the phone.