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My most comical descripions of DMC3 characters

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King Avallach

Deity of the Old World
Dante:

The gangling mophead who goes about sporting a red trenchcoat, stomping down hapless demons and trying to pick up the ladies of the games. He has a huge chopper. (now that just sounds wrong)


Vergil:

The brother of the gangle-mop who has found a comb but has that 'wasp-just-stung-him-in-the-gonads-frown', sports a blue and gold robe. has a thing for chopping up his enemies with his long samurai sword.



Arkham:

Dressed like a penguin and walking like zombie. It is measly, burned Arkham. Senor Psychopath. Carries a book.

Lady:

Kin of Senor Psychopath. Clad in a shirt and a rediculously short skirt, she goes about her daily business. You know the usual pumping hellspawn so full of lead that they crap out pencils. Now what's wrong with that?
 

Vergilissexy

Wesker's #1 fan!
Thats funny. I like the, "So full of lead, they crap out pensils." thing.

I'll probably come up with some later.
 
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