King Avallach
Deity of the Old World
It was twilight. Dante fell back into his chair. His mind was reeling with questions from his previous confrontation with the all powerful Hyenae Normcreiy. What was he really here for? What was going to happen to the world after him? He thought he would just have to try to take everything in his stride.
The phone rang. Dante answered it and in a calm, seemingly well rehearsed voice he said "Devil May Cry"
"I am looking for a Mr. Dante"
"You've found him"
"Oh good, thieves have attacked me and have stolen most of my belongings please help!"
"Sure, I'll be there"
"Really?"
"No"
Dante just hung up "Bloody police business, not mine"
The phone rang again almost immediately
"I said NO!" Dante shouted angrily
"Do you know who you are talking to?" Said the voice on the other end
"Well from the sounds of you, you are a smug git hiding about thirty five miles away under your desk because you know you can't talk to me in that tone face to face" Said Dante irritatedly
"Hmmmm your arrogance is amusing" the phone went dead.
Just then a sword flashed, dante grabbed it and saw that at the other end of it was a demon that he wasn't at all familiar with. It was like a aller version of an abyss but glowed blue and green. Dante swung it off its sword into the wall, yanked the cymbol off of his drum set, used it like a discus and decapitated the monster. The monster could seemingly fight even without a head so Dante used rebellion, flung it over the creature's shoulder and whipped out Ivory, he shot a bullet and it riocheted off another demon skull, hitting rebellion on the hilt, skewering the demon from behind and Dante rolled out of the way as the demon was carried with great force, through the wall of Dante's shop. Dante called rebellion back to him and left the hideous carcass to rot.
"Ha I know where you are, that monster was made of bad water and water that bad only exists in one place"
The phone rang. Dante answered it and in a calm, seemingly well rehearsed voice he said "Devil May Cry"
"I am looking for a Mr. Dante"
"You've found him"
"Oh good, thieves have attacked me and have stolen most of my belongings please help!"
"Sure, I'll be there"
"Really?"
"No"
Dante just hung up "Bloody police business, not mine"
The phone rang again almost immediately
"I said NO!" Dante shouted angrily
"Do you know who you are talking to?" Said the voice on the other end
"Well from the sounds of you, you are a smug git hiding about thirty five miles away under your desk because you know you can't talk to me in that tone face to face" Said Dante irritatedly
"Hmmmm your arrogance is amusing" the phone went dead.
Just then a sword flashed, dante grabbed it and saw that at the other end of it was a demon that he wasn't at all familiar with. It was like a aller version of an abyss but glowed blue and green. Dante swung it off its sword into the wall, yanked the cymbol off of his drum set, used it like a discus and decapitated the monster. The monster could seemingly fight even without a head so Dante used rebellion, flung it over the creature's shoulder and whipped out Ivory, he shot a bullet and it riocheted off another demon skull, hitting rebellion on the hilt, skewering the demon from behind and Dante rolled out of the way as the demon was carried with great force, through the wall of Dante's shop. Dante called rebellion back to him and left the hideous carcass to rot.
"Ha I know where you are, that monster was made of bad water and water that bad only exists in one place"