Jeez Louise...Just a little bit over 5IVE motherfudgin' years being a member here at DMC/DmC.Org 
I can't believe it, it seems like only yesterday. Perhaps it was just yesterday and I asked a member of Staff to edit my details...Just joking around, that'd be silly. I should of said it earlier, but I'm a late bloomer. So I'm saying all of this stuff now, and I hope you enjoy the read. Even if I'm sure it'll be a wall of text. You can simply scroll down through most of it/all of it if you want and just give a comment like "Nice post"...Or you could go a bit deeper than that, totally your call.
I can't believe it, it seems like only yesterday. Perhaps it was just yesterday and I asked a member of Staff to edit my details...Just joking around, that'd be silly. I should of said it earlier, but I'm a late bloomer. So I'm saying all of this stuff now, and I hope you enjoy the read. Even if I'm sure it'll be a wall of text. You can simply scroll down through most of it/all of it if you want and just give a comment like "Nice post"...Or you could go a bit deeper than that, totally your call.
Okay so what have I enjoyed about being here. Well? I'll list the things down. I like making lists and stuff...As you may all be aware about.
The bad-ish side of life
We'll start with the bad things that have happened to me here. And then we'll cheer ourselves up afterwards and go on to the better things that have happened to me here.
Sometimes some bad stuff would go down and people who I may or may not of enjoyed talking to were banned and whatnot. And it's like "Oh no!" at first, but then you sort of start to get over it and yourself about it and move forward. Because life is always about moving forward. Besides, we don't really have a choice, time travel hasn't been invented just yet.
There was this point in time, we could call it a 'period' where some people here were all like "Whoa dude you come off as this big un-official, not-official leader of this Forum. And you-aint-no-moderator-whoyouthinkyoukiddin' sort of attitude towards me and I was like wowzers to begin with and then I just accepted their opinion on me being that way and thought well they are right. I aint no this or that, I'm just LoD. Plain and simples.
Said it before, say it again. I was a douche and gots meself an Infraction. LoD was a naughty boy who deserved a slap on the wrist. Don't worry, I got one.
Movin' on to the better side of the grass
Have I learnt anything from this website? Short answer no. Longer answer...NOO! No just kiddin', I honestly have learnt a few things.
I've learnt that there are a lot of kind and caring people here that WILL listen to your problems and stuff in life and offer you as much help as they can. And those people are pretty awesomesauce#
A quite emotional period of time here for me was when I revealed to everyone that me and my girlfriend were trying for a baby. Which as most of you know, we both now have. He's eight months old now and we're all doing well for ourselves. And it's just so nice to know that a lot of you members here genuinely care with comments like "Hope you're doing well for yourselves".
This place upholds a lot of human decency. And we all make this place the wonderful and special place that it really is. You guys deserve my thanks for making my five years here a happy five years. And there'll certainly be many more to come (Touch wood).
From the bottom of my heart, thanks 
