mrrandomlulz
Monsuuuta moonssuta mo mo mo mo monsuuta
Hey Everypony, I am mrrandomlulz, I am a Dovahkiin. Today I am going to tell you how dangerous it is being Dragon Born. I was minding my own business, having a picnic, when BAM NEUCLEAR WARFARE!
Needless to say, my old college roomate, Communist Dictator McNofair, had apparently done something to **** Celestia off, and troops were coming left and right.
Luckily, my friends made it to safety. Rainbow Dash was originally planning on sonic rainbooming out, but we convinced her the armored rescue copter was safer, and that if she tried flying out on her own she would be dead
. So anyway, Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack (my ex girlfriend :'() all got away safely after I yelled "Get to the CHOPPA!!!!!!". But one of us had to stay behind and hold off enemy soldiers for the heli to get away safely. That one was me, I will fight till the end, Applejack literally kissed me on the cheek when I announced my sacrifice for the group, thats enough to keep me going. I am typing this from the survivor rescue pick up zone. That was the last chopper that picked them up, I am going to be stuck here for a while, if not forever.
So now I have a shotgun, my Dragon Shouts, a sword, 30 days worth of food and my will to survive,, my will to see Applejack again and ask if that kiss meant anything. Cause it may have just been a peck on the cheek to her, but to me, it was the moment of a lifetime.
I now dawn my Iron helmet with badass horns on it, I now unsheath my sword, I now draw blood in the name of Celestia.
Needless to say, my old college roomate, Communist Dictator McNofair, had apparently done something to **** Celestia off, and troops were coming left and right.
Luckily, my friends made it to safety. Rainbow Dash was originally planning on sonic rainbooming out, but we convinced her the armored rescue copter was safer, and that if she tried flying out on her own she would be dead
. So anyway, Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack (my ex girlfriend :'() all got away safely after I yelled "Get to the CHOPPA!!!!!!". But one of us had to stay behind and hold off enemy soldiers for the heli to get away safely. That one was me, I will fight till the end, Applejack literally kissed me on the cheek when I announced my sacrifice for the group, thats enough to keep me going. I am typing this from the survivor rescue pick up zone. That was the last chopper that picked them up, I am going to be stuck here for a while, if not forever.
So now I have a shotgun, my Dragon Shouts, a sword, 30 days worth of food and my will to survive,, my will to see Applejack again and ask if that kiss meant anything. Cause it may have just been a peck on the cheek to her, but to me, it was the moment of a lifetime.
I now dawn my Iron helmet with badass horns on it, I now unsheath my sword, I now draw blood in the name of Celestia.
