FF. net is stuffing me around because I'm not on there much anymore. So I figured, instead of risking to lose this fic on there incase they deactivate my account, or losing it completely when Mr RH decides to reformat the PC, I'm gonna post it here in all it's raw and facepalm-worthy glory. So, the rest of it isn't revised, at all.
I think the whole thing is butchered. But a lot of people seem to like it, so I don't want to abandon it.
Here it is. Laugh at it if you must. I know I do. A LOT.