Force_Edge
Master of Muppets
Chapter I
‘Why do you always appear at night?’
Dressed in leather brown trousers, a white t-shirt and his trademark crimson trench coat, his parted platinum-white hair still as the wind; facing a pair of jumping Nobodies was none other than Dante himself, seemingly an eighteen-year-old with an affinity for living rather than sleeping during nighttime. Holstered at his hips were another trademark of the youngster; Ebony & Ivory, two custom-made handguns designed by Nell Goldstein, the owner of a gun shop, for purpose of handling Dante’s very aggressive shooting that would otherwise ruin a normal gun.
Dante’s alias, Tony Redgrave, was the name people knew him by. In fact he used it so much that a part of him sometimes forgot who Dante was. Whenever he was at the bar or the local strip club in 13th Avenue, he was as if unaware that he was only part-human. However, during some nights, when things were unusually quiet, the appearance of demons brought out Dante’s true self; the man with demonic blood in his veins who didn’t fear jumping, bizarre demons like the Nobodies. In fact, he was amused by their absurd monkey-like noises.
‘Not sure if I should just laugh or weep,’ he said mockingly, brought out Ebony and started spinning the gun with his finger. ‘That’s nice, drop your eye. I hope you can’t see yourself, it’s a miracle your looks aren’t killing me. Must be my charms. You might pop if you take a look.’
One of the Nobodies manically lunged at him; Dante quickly dodged with a side roll and leapt up to kick it, sending it crashing towards a brick wall. It landed on a paper bin, causing the litter to spill out.
‘Ooh, naughty,’ he teased himself when he saw a used rubber amidst the garbage. ‘Now, where were we?’
Aiming almost carelessly, Dante fired a few bullets, each one piercing the demon’s eye. It exploded, sending slippery parts of the white and yellow-green, smelly slime here and about, and sent it straight back to the brick wall again. He heard the moping of the second Nobody only a second before it launched itself against Dante, who fell on purpose and kicked over the demon. He got up calmly and put the handgun back.
‘Let’s wrap it up. I don’t hang around with nobodies.’
Coolly, Dante removed his trench coat and dropped it on the floor, dashed towards the demons and launched a few well-placed punches, and finished one off by kneeing its eye, slamming it up the wall and squashed the eye with his hand. The explosion stained him considerably, but the knock-back force sent Dante back landing heavily on the ground as if slapped with incredible strength.
Dante got up and watched how the creature spurted its blood and slime as parts of its body burst in small explosions. Finally, it blew up in a shower of demonic intestines that had Dante run and roll away from it. He hated that part of these demons the worst; not only did they look appalling, they also died in a way that made him sick. It also bothered him because it was dangerous to be nearby a dying Nobody.
‘Geez, guess those things don’t like funerals.’ He smiled and looked at the wall; nothing left but... remains. What was curious was that the second Nobody was nowhere to be seen. ‘Hide and seek. Right, cut me some slack, what’s wrong with good, decent fighting? Oh yeah, you’re nobodies. You don’t fight. You just explode and wash your insides all over people, don’t you!’
Snorting, Dante picked up his trench coat and put it on after taking off his t-shirt, revealing a silver chain worn around his neck. Attached to it was a very beautiful red gem of sorts; the amulet that was the only memento of his dead mother that he had. He walked down the street, passing the rundown block on his way to his new place. A smile slipped him when he reached the double doors to his apartment. It was a very special apartment, with the front room serving as the main hall, with a toilet and a bathroom in the back along with a kitchen, and two bedrooms upstairs. At the moment, the front room was empty save for the large desk at the back of the room, where a pizza carton, some papers, an old phone and a beer bottle were randomly placed.
‘Yeah, home,’ said Dante in a tired voice, and started to clean his desk, and returned five minutes later from trashing everything through the backdoor in the kitchen. He took off his trench coat, threw the t-shirt on the floor and walked upstairs, slightly hearing the creak; most of the house’s interior was wood; from the floor to the stairs and handrail to the doors and the desk. ‘Yeah, bedroom.’
A bed, a very small desk with a couple of drawers and that was it. Not too much. However, a picture of a beautiful woman with long, blonde hair was framed and put on the desk, and a finely decorated small chest made of very solid metal placed next to it with a sturdy lock. The keys, as it was, were inside Dante’s pockets. Leaning on the wall near the desk was a large sword, one that few men would have been able to wield, of which none would be able to wield it like Dante. The sword was a keepsake from his father who had once used this sword a long time ago. A very, very long time ago...
‘Yeah, bed,’ he said sleepily and drifted slowly into sleep. ‘Too big for me, it... ah, it needs I... uh I need company...’
‘Why do you always appear at night?’
Dressed in leather brown trousers, a white t-shirt and his trademark crimson trench coat, his parted platinum-white hair still as the wind; facing a pair of jumping Nobodies was none other than Dante himself, seemingly an eighteen-year-old with an affinity for living rather than sleeping during nighttime. Holstered at his hips were another trademark of the youngster; Ebony & Ivory, two custom-made handguns designed by Nell Goldstein, the owner of a gun shop, for purpose of handling Dante’s very aggressive shooting that would otherwise ruin a normal gun.
Dante’s alias, Tony Redgrave, was the name people knew him by. In fact he used it so much that a part of him sometimes forgot who Dante was. Whenever he was at the bar or the local strip club in 13th Avenue, he was as if unaware that he was only part-human. However, during some nights, when things were unusually quiet, the appearance of demons brought out Dante’s true self; the man with demonic blood in his veins who didn’t fear jumping, bizarre demons like the Nobodies. In fact, he was amused by their absurd monkey-like noises.
‘Not sure if I should just laugh or weep,’ he said mockingly, brought out Ebony and started spinning the gun with his finger. ‘That’s nice, drop your eye. I hope you can’t see yourself, it’s a miracle your looks aren’t killing me. Must be my charms. You might pop if you take a look.’
One of the Nobodies manically lunged at him; Dante quickly dodged with a side roll and leapt up to kick it, sending it crashing towards a brick wall. It landed on a paper bin, causing the litter to spill out.
‘Ooh, naughty,’ he teased himself when he saw a used rubber amidst the garbage. ‘Now, where were we?’
Aiming almost carelessly, Dante fired a few bullets, each one piercing the demon’s eye. It exploded, sending slippery parts of the white and yellow-green, smelly slime here and about, and sent it straight back to the brick wall again. He heard the moping of the second Nobody only a second before it launched itself against Dante, who fell on purpose and kicked over the demon. He got up calmly and put the handgun back.
‘Let’s wrap it up. I don’t hang around with nobodies.’
Coolly, Dante removed his trench coat and dropped it on the floor, dashed towards the demons and launched a few well-placed punches, and finished one off by kneeing its eye, slamming it up the wall and squashed the eye with his hand. The explosion stained him considerably, but the knock-back force sent Dante back landing heavily on the ground as if slapped with incredible strength.
Dante got up and watched how the creature spurted its blood and slime as parts of its body burst in small explosions. Finally, it blew up in a shower of demonic intestines that had Dante run and roll away from it. He hated that part of these demons the worst; not only did they look appalling, they also died in a way that made him sick. It also bothered him because it was dangerous to be nearby a dying Nobody.
‘Geez, guess those things don’t like funerals.’ He smiled and looked at the wall; nothing left but... remains. What was curious was that the second Nobody was nowhere to be seen. ‘Hide and seek. Right, cut me some slack, what’s wrong with good, decent fighting? Oh yeah, you’re nobodies. You don’t fight. You just explode and wash your insides all over people, don’t you!’
Snorting, Dante picked up his trench coat and put it on after taking off his t-shirt, revealing a silver chain worn around his neck. Attached to it was a very beautiful red gem of sorts; the amulet that was the only memento of his dead mother that he had. He walked down the street, passing the rundown block on his way to his new place. A smile slipped him when he reached the double doors to his apartment. It was a very special apartment, with the front room serving as the main hall, with a toilet and a bathroom in the back along with a kitchen, and two bedrooms upstairs. At the moment, the front room was empty save for the large desk at the back of the room, where a pizza carton, some papers, an old phone and a beer bottle were randomly placed.
‘Yeah, home,’ said Dante in a tired voice, and started to clean his desk, and returned five minutes later from trashing everything through the backdoor in the kitchen. He took off his trench coat, threw the t-shirt on the floor and walked upstairs, slightly hearing the creak; most of the house’s interior was wood; from the floor to the stairs and handrail to the doors and the desk. ‘Yeah, bedroom.’
A bed, a very small desk with a couple of drawers and that was it. Not too much. However, a picture of a beautiful woman with long, blonde hair was framed and put on the desk, and a finely decorated small chest made of very solid metal placed next to it with a sturdy lock. The keys, as it was, were inside Dante’s pockets. Leaning on the wall near the desk was a large sword, one that few men would have been able to wield, of which none would be able to wield it like Dante. The sword was a keepsake from his father who had once used this sword a long time ago. A very, very long time ago...
‘Yeah, bed,’ he said sleepily and drifted slowly into sleep. ‘Too big for me, it... ah, it needs I... uh I need company...’