Gintama funny lines

[Devil Bane]

Basically just say a line from Gintama that makes you laugh or roflcopteromfgezz or etc.etc.

If you can't find a single line,you can recreate the tidbit of dialogue between the characters and write the punchline you like.

I'll start first,with the most basic of all :

It's not Zura,*insert Mario jumping sounds*,it's Katsuo!

And for the Japanese speakers :

Zura ja nai...Katsuo da!

 

[Dante's Stalker]

Totally :wub: this thread!!!!!!!!!

"Zura janai, MATSU da!" XDDDDDDDDDDD
translated: It's not "Zura," it's "Pine Tree"!

and

Gintoki's famous words of wisdom:

"Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?"

 

[DeviRyuuD]

Oh God i love Gintama, too bad it`s ended.

*Gin: Even if you show it to me, it`s not gonna scare me.
Doc: If we leave things like they are now, sugar levels will reach their peak and your balls will explode.
Gin with a surprised Gintama style face: GO TO HELL! (Gou tu herru)*


Actually, i rather post one of my most favorite scenes: Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon


Oh and this part, was very touching, but scared the sh*t outta me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2EQloUslA&feature=related

Enjoy ^^

 

[Dante's Stalker]

Oh and this part, was very touching, but scared the sh*t outta me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro2EQloUslA&feature=related

Enjoy ^^

The scream...OMW, is it weird if I laughed EVERY single time he screamed? ROFL! Epic! Gintoki :wub:

 

[Devil Bane]

Shinpachi : KATSURA-SANNNNNNNN!!!!WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING????
Katsura : It's not Katsura/Judas Tree,it's Matsu/Pine Tree![Katsura ja nai,Mtasu ja!]
Shinpachi : Even back then he had the mind of an old geezer!

Rofl forever.

Also :

Toshiro : WHY????WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MAKING GURRIRIN SMOOTH-SMOOTH?????????

Doctor : Take a look at this mr.Hattori,It seems that if we don't treat your hemoroids immidietely...something will explode.
Zenzo : Isn't my diagnosis...kind of broad?

Gintoki : Listen well,in my house I'm first,sweets go second and god's third.

And the epic :

Gintoki : You don't to worry about your sister.After all she has the most reliable friend ever...you,her own sister.I do hope that one day she will open her to both of us.

Speaking of opening,when will you open your p***y for me?
Shinpachi : OOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!The hell is with that wild beast like line?
Gintoki : Men become wild beasts when it comes to love.

Speaking of opening...lol