I shortened it a bit, because they are stammering a lot and they repeat themselves even more.
The blond guy says:
"DmC really flashed me. I was very positively surprised, even though I was one of the sceptics at first. I thought Capcom would really **** this up and I wasn't so sure about the new. It has some really crazy design; the whole thing with the city collapsing has something of Inception by Christopher Nolan and it's incredibly fun to create new combos, to keep the style meter up. People really can look forward to this. It plays very fluidly, because of the possibility to switch weapons on the fly. You can change the weapon at any point during the combo and it's incredibly fun to do so."
The Hipster guy says:
"Disregarding the new look, Devil May Cry stays true to it's roots. We have new weapons, ne moves and Dante always seems to have a cool oneliner. Also, the traversal passages are nicely incorporated into the flow of the game; we've got levels that are suddendly breaking open, tear apart morph all over the place. It's basically the feel of the old games with a new look."
The neckbearded guy says:
"I liked it very much. It's still Devil May Cry, even though it's from Ninja Theory. A nice variety of different moves, we can disarm enemies, we can grapple them and we can slash them with the sword, pretty cool.
I'd like to say that the combat system feels very nice, very responsive and very rewarding. Basically what Capcom was aiming for. Ninja Theory brings some new elements into it though, which are also pretty cool."
Am I the only one who noticed, that the guy on 4chan was pretty accurate on this boss fight???