DMC Time Travel!

[Sparda's rejected son]

Let's pretend DMC2 Dante (since he is the oldest Dante time wise) went back in time and met his other past self's. So he meets DMC4 ,3, and 1 Dante. What do you think DMC2 would say to his DMC3 self or his DMC1 self say to his DMC4 self?

DMC2: "Man I feel so old."
DMC3: "Dude you are so old."
DMC4: "Hey DMC3 me, respect your elders!"
DMC1: "I should've been the one to fill your soul with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHT!!!!!!"

 

[Tony_Redgrave]

DMC2 Dante meets DMC3 Dante (polar opposites).

3: So..you're ready for party?
2:...party? Is it someone's birthday?
3: Duuude. There's no reason behind a party. I'm absolutely crazy about it!!!
2..kay? *turns around and starts to leave*
3: Come on man, there's GOT to be something you do to pass time..something Totally exciting.
2: *flips the coin*.
3: You...flip a coin. And?
2: Heads. I win.
3: THAT'S IT?!
2: You're too loud...
3: And you're no fun anymore...

DMC3, 1 and 2 Dante share their experiences in saying/hearing the "Devils Never Cry" line.

1: Man..I went so far as to change the name of the shop. Didn't last though. Hey 2, do you know anything about it?
2: It was already changed by the time I was there.
*the three of them stare at DMC4 Dante* *staaaaaaaaaare*
4: Guys. The line..ISN'T COOL ANYMORE!!
1: You say that only cause you never had the fun of actually saying the line.
3: Dunno if you guys heard, but the main theme of my game is actually called Devils Never Cry and..
4: ...I hate you all
2: Wanna play heads or tails with me?
4: Oh..leave me alone..
2: *happily flips his coin*

 

[Sparda's rejected son]

DMC2 Dante meets DMC3 Dante (polar opposites).

3: So..you're ready for party?
2:...party? Is it someone's birthday?
3: Duuude. There's no reason behind a party. I'm absolutely crazy about it!!!
2..kay? *turns around and starts to leave*
3: Come on man, there's GOT to be something you do to pass time..something Totally exciting.
2: *flips the coin*.
3: You...flip a coin. And?
2: Heads. I win.
3: THAT'S IT?!
2: You're too loud...
3: And you're no fun anymore...

DMC3, 1 and 2 Dante share their experiences in saying/hearing the "Devils Never Cry" line.

1: Man..I went so far as to change the name of the shop. Didn't last though. Hey 2, do you know anything about it?
2: It was already changed by the time I was there.
*the three of them stare at DMC4 Dante* *staaaaaaaaaare*
4: Guys. The line..ISN'T COOL ANYMORE!!
1: You say that only cause you never had the fun of actually saying the line.
3: Dunno if you guys heard, but the main theme of my game is actually called Devils Never Cry and..
4: ...I hate you all
2: Wanna play heads or tails with me?
4: Oh..leave me alone..
2: *happily flips his coin*

LLol! This is gold right here!!

 

[DragonMaster2010]

DMC2 Dante and DMC3 Dante talk about pizza.

3: MMMM! God, I love me some pizza! What about you?
2: Don't eat it anymore.
3:ಠ_ಠ What?
2:Just not a big fan of- -
DMC3 Dante grabs DMC2 by the neck!
3:WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! YOU DON'T LIKE PARTIES! YOU FLIP COINS! YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA!! WHO ARE YOU?!!
New person steps in.
Re. Alright you guys, time to get out of here. Pack your things and go.
3: Who the hell are you, blacky?!
Re. I'm you two from another universe, sent to replace you both.
3 & 2: DAFAQ?!!
Re. Problem, whiteies?:troll:

DMC1, 2, 3, 4 comparing "swords"

1:My sword can spark insides.
2:My sword breaks down walls.
3:My sword grows while inside.
4:My sword penitrates.
Re:I got a rock...

1:ಠ_ಠ
2:ಠ_ಠ
3:ಠ_ಠ
4:ಠ_ಠ
Re: ( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) ...It's always hard.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
1,2,3,4: Please die...

That's all I got.

 

[TheDarkSlayer]

DMC2 Dante: "..."
Nelo Angelo: "hahahaha!"
DMC3 Dante: "Why the hell do these two never talk?!"
DMC1 Dante: "I dunno, sometimes, not talking is better than talking too much"
DMC4 Dante: "BUUUURNED!"
DMC3 Dante: "..."
DMC1 Dante: ":troll:"
DMC2 Dante: ":|"
DMC4 Dante: "^_^ Well, I guess the rest... *puts glasses on* is silence"

 

[DragonMaster2010]

DMC4 Dante: "^_^ Well, I guess the rest... *puts glasses on* is silence"

[/quote]