Devil may Date

[TerrorA]

So, shippers and non shippers alike what do you think a date these couples will be like:

oDante and Lady

oDante and Trish

oDante and Kat

reDante and Kat

reDante and Lady

reDante and Trish

oVergil and Kat

reVergil and Kat

 

[DragonMaster2010]

So, shippers and non shippers alike what do you think a date these couples will be like:

oDante and Lady

She steals his money.

oDante and Trish

Makes him pay with the "I look like your mom" guilt trip.

oDante and Kat

"Defecated squirrel semen--"
"Whoa, babe!"

reDante and Kat

Kat talks too much about Vergil, and ****es Dante off.

reDante and Lady

Dante tries to f*ck her, Lady makes him pay for it.

reDante and Trish

Ends with electrocution...or Trish and him banging.

oVergil and Kat

Bye bye Kat

reVergil and Kat

"Kat, you'll pay for this, right?"
"Uh--"
"Thank you." *Leaves*

That's how I see it.

 

[mrrandomlulz]

Shouldn't this be in the general section?

Also

 

[DoomSlayer87_Sss]

Dante and lady go kill demons then head for pizza and a sundae go for a beer and some pool after and then head back to devil may cry for under duvet shenanigans

 

[Caiden]

*Kat returns from a date with oVergil*

reDante: "How'd it go"
Kat: "He said that he wasn't motivated and left."

 

[Loopy]

If NT Vergil tried t go on a date with Kat...I don't think it would happen. NT Vergil would put running The Order higher priority than going on a date.

NT Dante and Kat. I guess I could see them going to that theme park on the pier if it wasn't wrecked by demons. That would be a fun date to go on. Maybe they'd play 'spot the demon' as well. Just walk around, point to a person and guess if they were demon or not.:tongue: I could also imagine Dante getting drunk if it's Dante from the start of the game, and Kat trying to make sure he's ok.

 

[mrrandomlulz]

You know, there is one option missing from this thread

Lady/Kat/Trish Menage a trois

 

[Loopy]

You know, there is one option missing from this thread

I know another couple also missing: Lilith and Mundus. But, I don't think we want to go down that creepy road of discussion.

 

[Caiden]

If NT Vergil tried t go on a date with Kat...I don't think it would happen. NT Vergil would put running The Order higher priority than going on a date.

NT Dante and Kat. I guess I could see them going to that theme park on the pier if it wasn't wrecked by demons. That would be a fun date to go on. Maybe they'd play 'spot the demon' as well. Just walk around, point to a person and guess if they were demon or not.:tongue: I could also imagine Dante getting drunk if it's Dante from the start of the game, and Kat trying to make sure he's ok.

I could see Kat with NT Vergil

*Meanwhile at Kat's place*
(Vergil is over Kat's shoulder sobbing)

Vergil: "I really did love him. I didn't mean for us to fight"
Kat awkwardly pats Vergil on the back
Kat: "Well you did try to enslave everyone."
Vergil: "I thought we could do it together. Like a hobby."

*Meanwhile and Dante's*

Dante is curled up by himself in the dark

Dante: "I know he said "loved" but maybe he didn't mean it."
Dante starts to choke up
"I hope he doesn't hate me."