Devil May Cry:Legend Of The U.A.A.

[Satsui no Hado]

Chapter 0:"Prologue"

How many sacrifices does it cost for people of the living to finally value life.Is fighting to be the best really the true nature of humanity?One man tried to change that,one who chose to fight and become the best of the best and then ran away from it,saying "no more" to any more bloodshed.To many,he was considered a hero.To many,he was considered a fool who passed up the chance of a lifetime.One hero had stepped forward before,now,it is time for a new hero.This hero although,I'm sure you're all familiar with him and the very stories about him that carved his name into fame,the crimson wearing man who dances with the mightiest of emperors of hell and is even the kin of one of them,the white haired man that has made Cerberus into his lapdog and ripped through the hearts of the Leviathan.The Son of Sparda, Dante.His story begins now.

"Yo Diddly,that is your name right, Diddly?"

Dante heard a faint voice,someone was calling his name....incorrectly,but still referring to Dante.Dante woke up only to see that he was on his back on a cold metal floor surrounded by nothing but darkness.

"Okay.....who,when and how?"Dante asked in a rather bored tone.

Small footsteps were heard.The sound of it getting louder as it was clearly obvious that something was coming to Dante.Dante tried to prepare by getting out his weapons,but the people who kidnapped him weren't morons,they had already confiscated all of Dante's usual equipment.So all Dante could rely on was his hand to hand combat.Dante got in a fighting pose,ready for whatever was coming his way.However,what was finally in front of him....was not exactly something suited for the tension.It was a small old man in a black suit.He had a long bulging nose and bloodshot eyes,he also seemed to be wearing gloves.
"Glad to see you're awake Daffy!"

Dante had no idea how to respond,he's never met such a ridiculous looking creature since Jester.After a few moments of silence,Dante finally decided to say something.

"Where are-"

"Right behind me, Dukey!" The old man interrupted with.Somehow knowing that Dante was going to ask about his weapons.

The old man gave a good full minute chuckle and decided to finally hand Dante's weapons over to him.Despite finally having his weapons,Dante was still unsettled.

"So...ready to fight,Dimmy?"

What came out of the old man's mouth finally got Dante to snap and break into a violent mood.Dante pointed Ebony right to the old man's forehead.

"I have some questions for you,old geezer."

"Alright Daxter boy,whatever you say,just be a sport and put away the gun...we're all friends here."

Dante ignored the old man and finally decided to ask his questions.

"Who are-"

"The name's Irgo, Dewey!"The old man interrupted again,somehow still knowing whatever Dante was going to ask.

"Where-"

"In the U.A.A. main building,one of the lower levels,Ducky."

"Wha-"

"It's the United Assassin's Association, kinda like a tournament area for strong guys like yourself, Dozer."

"Okay,sto-"

"Stop interrupting you,well stop making it so easy to do so."

Dante had finally had it.He wanted to get out as soon as possible and just pretend his whole encounter with "Irgo" never happened.

"Which way out,and be honest,otherwise I may have to massacre you..."Dante said, ready to pull the trigger on Ebony.

"Well,it's not a specific direction,you kinda have to fight to get out."said Irgo.

Dante fired his gun.But the result wasn't to his liking.The bullet seemed to have a bounced off of thin air if anything.

"Sorry,Doug,bullets like that don't work here,barriers y'know...."

Dante was completely lost for words.He had no idea how to react,now not only was he being forced to fight,but he also has to deal with an old man he finds absolutely irritating.

"How did I even get here....?"

Irgo began walking to the direction in which he came in from.

"Come with me,I'll answer any last question you have during our little walk,Drake."

Dante didn't seem to have a choice.Walking in the exact opposite direction of Irgo seemed like all it was going to do was just have Dante aimlessly walking in the walking the dark for lord knows how long.

"Any questions, Dorey?"Irgo reminded Dante.

"Yeah....how did I get here?"

"Oh,well it's simple...you-"

Irgo was then interrupted by the sound of a giant door opening infront of him.

"Oh my,it looks like we didn't have enough time for even one question,sorry Danny."

"Figures..."Dante said with his arms crossed.

"Alright,good luck in your match Doofus."Irgo said,intentionally saying Dante's name wrong that time.

"You're lucky you have a barrier,wrinkly old jackass....."

Dante then walked through the door,ready for whatever he was going to face.Without knowing that what he just started was not something that would end for a while.Dante's own adventure of the U.A.A.

Chapter:0 "Prolouge" *Finished*

Author's Note:Hey everyone,Devil of War here,haven't been on for a while.Sorry about that,finally got that puppy I wanted and boy,is it a challenge to get some free time nowadays.XD
Anyways,I just wanted to start my own story,because everyone seemed to have fun with their's.And plus,I never got to finish my original stories like "The Children Of Death" or "The Prince,The Devil And The God".Hopefully,I'll go through with this one and finish it.In any case,some of you may have noticed certain references to other games in this chapter.Such as Irgo being described to have a similar appearance and name to the Persona character Igor,which will become a pretty interesting plot point soon.As for another reference,well by the title having the mention of the U.A.A.,you can tell some things of this story will have some "No More Heroes" elements to it.Even planning for some characters to appear later.Anyways,if you're reading this,thank you,if you plan on reading more,a double thank you,and yeah,that's about.So,please enjoy.

Also,feel free to add any constructive criticism.

 

[Satsui no Hado]

Chapter 1: "Entering Limbo"

Through the giant door Dante went, to his surprise, there wasn't much of anything to be seen. Just the same long white pathway that was there previously. After looking around the room a bit more, he noticed that on both the sides with a little bit of space between, there were two other pathways pretty much identical to the one Dante was already on.

"You should hurry up, Dizzy."

The voice was easily recognized by Dante. It was the old man, Irgo, but for some reason, he was on one of the other pathways.

"One of them is already at to the goal...so I seriously suggest you get your act together and move!"

Unspecific as always, Dante had no idea who Irgo was talking about when he said "them". But Dante felt like if he'd ask questions, Irgo would just go and confuse him more. The white haired man started to walk forward at a fast pace. After a full 10 minutes of absolute silence, Dante was suspicious about whatever was ahead but at the same time he enjoyed the silence as a way to finally get away from the large nosed old man constantly next to Dante.

"Honestly....nothing's here....what does the goal even look like...."

Ironically, right after Dante said that. He saw in the distance a large yellow door with the words "Goal" written largely on it.
Uncomfortably in red might I add. As Dante got closer and closer to the door, he noticed there was something on top of the door.

"I-....Is that a frigging-"

Ray gun, yes. It was indeed a rifle of some sort. By the design, it looked like technology far ahead of anything currently on earth. So it's easy to assume that a gun of the "future" would be a ray gun. The rifle began making noises the closer Dante got to the door, when Dante was finally within 10 feet of the door, a computer voice which was coming from the ray gun began to speak.

"Recorded and now replicated.....Daienkai......Entei....fire." The voice said.

The ray gun in remarkable speed fired a large ball of flames at Dante, it almost seemed impossible to generate something of that size within mere seconds. Dante had no way of fighting against it. He knew attempting to deflect it would nothing more but suicide. Using every bit of agility and energy he had at the moment to jump back and avoid getting hit. When finally out of the fire ball's range, Dante just looked as the pathway was burned to a crisp. But he wasn't willing to let some flames to get in his way of finally leaving. He took out his old companion "Rebellion" and blew away the field of flames with a single swing of Dante's own sword. Looking up, noticing that the gun was still there, Dante threw Rebellion at it and destroyed it. As for the pathway, hardly any of it was left from the blast. But it was barely an issue for Dante as he could easily just over the gaps, reach the goal and reclaim his sword still hanging from broken machine. But before he did any of that, he noticed something on the pathway in the left direction of his own. It was a body, lying down on it's stomach, the body seemed to be of a teenaged boy. Several scratches were on his back and it looked like he was shot through a large part of his waist with a large streaming of blood pouring down the pathway.

"Not a pretty sight is it...Dosmo...?"

"Quit following me, old man." Dante responded to Irgo, who somehow managed to catch up with him.

"That boy there, he was one of the guys I was talking about before, his name is Portgas D. Ace." Irgo continued.

"Charming name..."

"Those ray gun's up there mimic the move of one of the contestants, each row is a different technique, the poor lad was hit by your own technique....something that was along the lines of "Jackpot"."

"Jackpot?!" Dante repeated.

"You may be wondering how these ray guns manage to copy moves...well, let me just say you will probably never find out."

Before Dante felt the urge to say another word to Irgo, probably being just him lashing out at Irgo with violent language, he just looked ahead and then jumped to the platform in front of him. He then retrieved his sword and prepared himself for whatever was in the next door.

"This was just the preliminary part of getting to rank 10....when two out of the three fighters enter the goal, the fight between them start automatically, if the fight between two start, we trigger the bomb that's within every square inch of the pathways to get rid of the unneeded third person." Irgo stated.

"So let me ask you something.....if that Ace kid was hit by my technique, who's technique was I hit by...."? Dante asked.

"Oh...funny thing about that, you were hit by Ace's technique, while the other person, who is behind this door ready to fight you, was hit by a technique of his own....lucky him..."

"Fight me?"

Irgo chuckled one of his infamous full minute chuckles. All Dante could think about was just getting out of that place and go back to him own home, eating his favorite pizzas while probably pretending each pizza is Irgo's face thus giving him the enjoyable image of ending Irgo's life.

"Before you go through that door, let me just tell you that you'd better not be afraid of bugs."

"Can't be any worse than some of the spider's I've met..." Dante responded.

Dante finally went through the door, and ended up in a room of ice, surrounding him were the frozen bodies of other people. They were either decorative features for the area, or victims of the harsh conditions within the area.

"Oh finally, I thought nobody was gonna get here...it made me wanna cry...."

A cold voice with a sarcastic tone echoed through the icy room.

Dante looked above and saw a creature floating above him. It was humanoid, and seemed to be floating with large cockroach like wings. It had large black eyes, with no nose, and seemed to be wearing red lipstick.

"I am Tommyrod, your opponent.....shall we begin, boy?"

Dante said nothing and merely pointed Ivory at the creature. But before Dante could even think about pulling the trigger, Tommyrod blasted something that resembled a bullet out of his mouth, blasting Ivory out of his hands.

"I am just not allowed to use my guns nowadays...am I?" Dante muttered to himself.

Chapter 1: "Entering Limbo" *Finished*

Note: Okay, so I haven't continued this story in like....forever. But I didn't think it was right to just leave it barely even started. Also, you may have noticed both Ace from the series One Piece and Tommyrod from the series Toriko made cameos in this. I plan on having Dante's opponents to be from several franchises, they will not be major parts of the story, but just interesting adversaries for Dante in his quest. Once again, any critique is welcome and all that jazz. Thanks for reading.
Oh, and I'll be posting a picture of what Dante's foe looks like during the start of each battle.
Tommyrod is right below.

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

Ha ha ha, awesome. Always wondered what it would be like for Dante to be the protagonist of a No More Heroes game.

 

[Satsui no Hado]

Yeah, since I've always felt like DMC and NMH had their own similarities, I honestly felt good about this story idea.

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

Yeah, since I've always felt like DMC and NMH had their own similarities, I honestly felt good about this story idea.

Well, I look forward to reading the rest of this.

Is it going to start out pretty not-so-serious and become very serious like the NMH games? I remember Travis' epic freak out after killing Alice Moonlight, that was awesome.