darkslayer13
Enma Katana no Kami
Dante: wait who is this guy
Nero: what the **** did they forget about me
Dante: Yeah no one wanted you anyway, but i'm the main charicter i was even playable in your game. who is this guy.
Vergil: it's not me, these guys are idiots. how many people wanted me in the next one. no one wanted a new guy.
Dante: that guy has a cool sword though i wish i had it. that loser dosn't deserve it.
Nero: you have enough swords i only have two. i should have it
Vergil: * takes Yamato* one sword.
Nero: hey give that back.
Dante: i love the music in this stupid thing
Vergil: it's okay but it dosn't seem quite right
Dante: what are those weird things. i hope they are smarter than the scarecrows.
Nero: the game after this better explain my backstory.
Vergil: first they are going to have to explain who this loser is.
* at the end of the trailer* " my name is Dante."
Dante: WHAT THE ****, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. THAT IS NOT ME. THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO HAVE THAT GUY INTRODUCE HIMSELF. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE THAT IS NOT ME.
Virgil: at least you have that cool sword you wanted.
Dante: THAT ****ING WEARDO IS NOT ME
Nero: a fake dante. seriously that is what they are doing instead of explaining me. what the hell are they on.
Vergil: if they put me in this i am going kill all of them.
Dante: they will be dead before you get there
Vergil: oh really. not a chance
Nero: if you two don't stop arguing you won't have a chance to get there before im done with all of them.
Dante, Virgil and Nero all run off to make sure this game never happens.
Nero: what the **** did they forget about me
Dante: Yeah no one wanted you anyway, but i'm the main charicter i was even playable in your game. who is this guy.
Vergil: it's not me, these guys are idiots. how many people wanted me in the next one. no one wanted a new guy.
Dante: that guy has a cool sword though i wish i had it. that loser dosn't deserve it.
Nero: you have enough swords i only have two. i should have it
Vergil: * takes Yamato* one sword.
Nero: hey give that back.
Dante: i love the music in this stupid thing
Vergil: it's okay but it dosn't seem quite right
Dante: what are those weird things. i hope they are smarter than the scarecrows.
Nero: the game after this better explain my backstory.
Vergil: first they are going to have to explain who this loser is.
* at the end of the trailer* " my name is Dante."
Dante: WHAT THE ****, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. THAT IS NOT ME. THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO HAVE THAT GUY INTRODUCE HIMSELF. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE THAT IS NOT ME.
Virgil: at least you have that cool sword you wanted.
Dante: THAT ****ING WEARDO IS NOT ME
Nero: a fake dante. seriously that is what they are doing instead of explaining me. what the hell are they on.
Vergil: if they put me in this i am going kill all of them.
Dante: they will be dead before you get there
Vergil: oh really. not a chance
Nero: if you two don't stop arguing you won't have a chance to get there before im done with all of them.
Dante, Virgil and Nero all run off to make sure this game never happens.
