Devil Hunter 95
Supreme Trickster
*Theme music is Tank from Cowboy Beebop opening*
Jack(me): this is Devil May Bloopers, the show where we show you funny stuff from our favourite devil hunters.
*audience claps*
Jack: ok first lets start with Virgil. We all know he's pretty fast with his sword put what you will see shows what he did when he found these.
*screen plays a scene where Virgil finds nunchucks and practices with them, then hits himself in the nuts and falls over screaming*
*audience laughs*
Jack: you just gotta love the classic nutshot. Now for the next one involves Nero but i wont spoil anything here.
*screen plays a scene with Nero walking down a street with alot of women staring at him. he looks down noticing he has no pants and he runs*
*audience laughs*
Jack: that wasnt rigged just so you know. now this next one involves Dante and Virgil.... it will provide an amount of laughing gas for everyone.
*screen plays a scene showing the outside of two bathroom stalls with Dante on the left and Virgil on the right. Dante farts a loud fart and virgil farts matches it, then they fart the Harry Potter theme*
*audience laughs*
Jack: Thats all we have for now and we will have a guest appearance in the next show. So see ya next time.
*Dante, Virgil, and Nero come from back stage*
Jack: Oh hey guys.... whats up?
Dante: We didnt sign up for that!
Virgil and Nero: We want our money now!
Jack: Yeah.... about that.... its a no profit show.
Dant, Virgil, and Nero: What!!!
*Jack starts running and Dante and the others chase him while someone backstage plays the Benny Hill chase theme*
*audience laughs*
more will be here soon
Jack(me): this is Devil May Bloopers, the show where we show you funny stuff from our favourite devil hunters.
*audience claps*
Jack: ok first lets start with Virgil. We all know he's pretty fast with his sword put what you will see shows what he did when he found these.
*screen plays a scene where Virgil finds nunchucks and practices with them, then hits himself in the nuts and falls over screaming*
*audience laughs*
Jack: you just gotta love the classic nutshot. Now for the next one involves Nero but i wont spoil anything here.
*screen plays a scene with Nero walking down a street with alot of women staring at him. he looks down noticing he has no pants and he runs*
*audience laughs*
Jack: that wasnt rigged just so you know. now this next one involves Dante and Virgil.... it will provide an amount of laughing gas for everyone.
*screen plays a scene showing the outside of two bathroom stalls with Dante on the left and Virgil on the right. Dante farts a loud fart and virgil farts matches it, then they fart the Harry Potter theme*
*audience laughs*
Jack: Thats all we have for now and we will have a guest appearance in the next show. So see ya next time.
*Dante, Virgil, and Nero come from back stage*
Jack: Oh hey guys.... whats up?
Dante: We didnt sign up for that!
Virgil and Nero: We want our money now!
Jack: Yeah.... about that.... its a no profit show.
Dant, Virgil, and Nero: What!!!
*Jack starts running and Dante and the others chase him while someone backstage plays the Benny Hill chase theme*
*audience laughs*
more will be here soon
