LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
Interviewer: Hello. Please take a seat Dave.
Dave: How?
Interviewer: You just sit on the chair, Dave.
*Momentary silence*
Interviewer: So Dave, what interested you in working for Mr.Jangly Jangly Sparkly Co?
Dave: Well, the name really stood out for me.
Interviewer: Was it well advertised?
Dave: No, it was just really shiny.
Interviewer: I see. But what makes you believe you'd be a good enough employee here, at MJJSC?
Dave: Well, I own some sparkly things myself.
Interviewer: Could you name any?
Dave: Yeah, er, my car keys.
Interviewer: Hm, they look a bit rusty. Have you considered getting anyone to re-shine them?
Dave: Well I haven't got the money really, that's why I need this job.
Interviewer: Yes, fair point. What is your previous working history?
Dave: I use to work at Doctor Derrick's Drug Institution.
Interviewer: Right. What did that consist of?
Dave: Selling drugs.
Interviewer: Right, so you were a drug dealer?
Dave: Well not exactly, it was a profession. You make it sound wrong.
Interviewer: Well I'll have you know that here at Mr Jangly Jangly Sparkly Co, our Companies' business motives are completely legit.
Dave: Brilliant, when do I start?
Interviewer: We'll ring you if we want to take this any further. Thank you for your time, Dave.
Dave: *Leaves* Yes, I nailed it.
The End for now...
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Dave: How?
Interviewer: You just sit on the chair, Dave.
*Momentary silence*
Interviewer: So Dave, what interested you in working for Mr.Jangly Jangly Sparkly Co?
Dave: Well, the name really stood out for me.
Interviewer: Was it well advertised?
Dave: No, it was just really shiny.
Interviewer: I see. But what makes you believe you'd be a good enough employee here, at MJJSC?
Dave: Well, I own some sparkly things myself.
Interviewer: Could you name any?
Dave: Yeah, er, my car keys.
Interviewer: Hm, they look a bit rusty. Have you considered getting anyone to re-shine them?
Dave: Well I haven't got the money really, that's why I need this job.
Interviewer: Yes, fair point. What is your previous working history?
Dave: I use to work at Doctor Derrick's Drug Institution.
Interviewer: Right. What did that consist of?
Dave: Selling drugs.
Interviewer: Right, so you were a drug dealer?
Dave: Well not exactly, it was a profession. You make it sound wrong.
Interviewer: Well I'll have you know that here at Mr Jangly Jangly Sparkly Co, our Companies' business motives are completely legit.
Dave: Brilliant, when do I start?
Interviewer: We'll ring you if we want to take this any further. Thank you for your time, Dave.
Dave: *Leaves* Yes, I nailed it.
The End for now...
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