Dante's stupidest pick-up lines!

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Noxotic

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Dante's stupidest pick-up lines!
Heres an exaple
"You must be Lindsey Lohan because Herby is fully loaded"
or
"And now...my soul is telling me it wants to **** you!"

I got the second one from my topic on GFaqs. So have fun.
:D
 
Haha! ^_^

"Now this is my kind of rain..." quoted from Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening in the scene where Dante catches Lady as she is plummeting from the top of the tower. I thought that one was priceless.
 
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

they seem like something dante would say

this too

So, you're a girl huh?
 
devilmaycry;17657 said:
Haha! ^_^

"Now this is my kind of rain..." quoted from Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening in the scene where Dante catches Lady as she is plummeting from the top of the tower. I thought that one was priceless.

I liked that one!!!
But -
"Whoa! Slow down Babe." To Trish in the opening of devil may cry.

and i also liked this one...but i guess it's not really a pick up line...
"If your asking for a date forget it. Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head." To Lady before mission 9.

oh and also i like this little one

Lady: Let me go!
Dante: Let you go? But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.
 
Dante to Trish...."Hey we need to have a kid, cause I told your dad when he comes back my son is gonna kick his ***, so when we gonna get started babe?"
 
Rend;18111 said:
Dante to Trish...."Hey we need to have a kid, cause I told your dad when he comes back my son is gonna kick his ***, so when we gonna get started babe?"

I think Trish would kill him if he said that.

pinky750;17959 said:
here's one dante would use:

your father must have been a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

if any guy used that on me i'd flip him off.
 
I thought, "Ooohh I love a fast woman!" had to be the one. I'm not sure how he said it exactly, though, but it's at the end of a mission where he finds Arkham and Lady begins shooting at Dante.
 
satan;19049 said:
I think dante's laimest pick up line has gotta be"i've got an itch can you help me?"

yeah i bet he'd use that one if the girl was really hott!!!

Tyles;18656 said:
I thought, "Ooohh I love a fast woman!" had to be the one. I'm not sure how he said it exactly, though, but it's at the end of a mission where he finds Arkham and Lady begins shooting at Dante.

that's another good one! It's pretty stupid. as i recall i think lady tells him to shut up after he says that.
 
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