Dante-mon, gotah catch them all!

[Sparda's rejected son]

I'm very bored so here goes! Ladies and Gents welcome to the 1st episode of Dante-mon! Warning: This thread may contain stuff that will make you laugh so hard you WILL give birth! :lol:

Chapter One: I choose you Dante-chu!
Welcome to Limbo City, today begins the adventure of a 10 year old girl named Trish who is heading to Prof. Jester place so she can obtain her first Dante-mon! *Trish opens door* "Hi Prof!" Trish says with a smile, "I'm here to pick up my first Dante-..." *Lady pushes Trish out of the way* "Out of my way loser, I gotta start training my Vergil-sar!" Lady says while giving Trish a dirty look. "Geeez what a meanie!" Trish says as she picks her self up and walks towards the prof. lab. "Hello Prof. Jester are you here?" Trish questions, "Welcome to Hell!" A voice cries out, suddenly the Prof. appears before Trish. "Zowie! It's just you Trish and to think I was gotta spank you on the butt, SPANK YOU ON THE BUTT!" Jester looks at Trish's butt, "Although I still might.." Jester blushes. "Prof.!" Trish says with rage. "Sorry I got carried away, cough, so your here for your Dante-mon right? Come follow me." Prof. Jester leads Trish to a room containing one Dante-ball. "Here you go Trish, your Dante-mon!" Trish opens the ball and comes face to face with a Dante-chu!

 

[Sparda's rejected son]

"AWWWWW a Dante-chu! He's SOOO cute!" Trish hugs the Dante-chu. "Dante-CHHHHHUUUUUUU!!!" The Dante-chu shoots Trish in the head with Ebony. Trish holds head in pain. "What was that for you little puck?!" The Dante-chu walks waving his guns in a victories gesture, Trish grabs Dante-chu's arm. "Listen here you little punk I'm your trainer so respect me!" Trish yells, Dante chu shoots her in the head again and runs away. "Why you! Come back here!" Trish runs after Dante-chu, Trish chases the Dante-mon outside where she sees the Dante-chu in combat with a Faust-dude. "Alright my first chance to catch a Dante-mon! Dante-chu attack it!" Dante-chu cleans ears in a not listening manner. "Why you!" Trish thinks for a second. "I know! Dante-chu if you listen to me I'll get you a straw berry sunday!" Dante-chu now interested stands up ready to battle.

Stay tuned for Chapter 2 coming soon!
"Dante-mon gotta catch them, its you and me, I know its my destiny, Dante-mon! You teach me and i"ll teach you DANTE-MON, gotta catch them all DANTE-MON!