Dancing With the Video Game Stars

[Meg]

Dancing With the Video Game Stars


*music* Da da da da dada da, da dada da da!

Announcer: Hello and welcome to the first episode to Dancing With the Video Game Stars! Brought to you by the idiot behind the Whose Game is it Anyway show! Each week characters from one series will battle it out to see who will make it to the finals! TONIGHT!!!! It’s Final Fantasy week!

Lightning: Good, God, How did I get roped into this?

Snow: Don’t worry. Just leave it all to the hero.

Lightning: You mean Fang and Vanille?

Snow: No, me.

Lightning: You didn’t do sh*t! Hell, you we MIA for half the game!

Announcer: Our teams tonight are; Hope and Vanille from XIII, Lightning and Snow also from XIII, Cloud and Tifa from VII, and Zack and Aeris from Crisis Core!

Cloud: Hey! What are you doing with my girlfriend?

Zack: WHAT! She was my girlfriend first you idiot.

Cloud: You lie!

Aeris: Its true.

Cloud: Wait. Sooo you hooked up with me right after Zack kicked the bucket?

Aeris: Yeah?

Zack: Wait a minute?! I’M DEAD!!!

Cloud and Aeris: Yeah.

Zack: Oh wow….I’m sorry…I-I need a minute *leaves*

Announcer: First let’s get a look at the rehearsal.

*video plays showing Snow getting stepped on by Lightning*

Snow: OW!!
Lightning: Maybe if you’d start putting your feet in the right spots I wouldn’t step on them!

Hope: Hey, Light! Can you help us?

Lightning: <3 Coming! <3 *skips away*

Snow: Oh sure, help the competition.

*video ends*

Announcer: Attempting to dance the Paso Dobie, Lightning and Snow.

*music starts and Lightning throws Snow around, song ends with Snow getting punched in the face*

Announcer: Okay, well let’s see what the judges have to say. Cecil?

Cecil: Well I have to say you guys had so much energy!

Sephiroth: That was awful.

Cid Raines: No comment.

Announcer: And the scores?

Cecil: 4

Sephiroth: 2

Cid: 3

Lightning: Son of a bitch.

Announcer: Next up is Cloud and Tifa!

*They try to dance and fail miserably*

Cecil: I have to say I love the energy!

Sephiroth: That was awful.

Cid: No comment.

Announcer: And the scores are;

Cecil: 6

Sephiroth: 4

Cid: 5

*Next Hope and Vanille dance very well*

Snow: Maybe if you spent more time helping me instead of them we wouldn’t haven’t sucked so much.

Lightning: “We” wouldn’t have sucked? You sucked, not me.

Cecil: Good energy! 8

Sephiroth: Awful. 7

Cid: No comment. 7

*Finally its Zack and Aeris and they dance amazingly well*

Cecil: Good energy! 10

Sephiroth: Awful. 9

Cid: No comment. 9

Announcer: And it looks like the winners this week are Zack and Aeris from Crisis Core! Congratulations you’ll be going on to the finals. Next week its Devil May Cry! The couples will be; Dante and Trish, Vergil and Lady, Nero and Kyrie, and Credo and Lucia!

*music* Da da dada da da da dada da da!

 

[Marisa]

Bravo Bravo I loved it

 

[The crazy demon]

Vert good, i havent played all FF games.

But you did made a good paladin cecil on there .

And a good Sephirot too*me gets killed*

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

I liked it. Nice one meg.

Vergil dancing with Lady?

 

[Ebony]

Lol, made me smile

 

[johnthms72]

I think we have the usual SVR game, no subtitles in it, then an additional set of legends with kids the ability to import current day legends in the game and then you can have parties and such legends tips game.I heard of All Star in his blog Docs JR. not to think about the LEGO video games until I thought they did and have played very well done and very fun!

 

[Meg]

*music* Da da dada da da da dada da da!

Announcer: It’s the second week of Dancing with the Video Game Stars! This week its Devil May Cry. The couples are Dante and Trish, Vergil and Lady, Nero and Kyrie, and Credo and Lucia! Let’s take a look at the rehearsal.

*video plays*

Trish: Dante, come on! We have to practice.

Dante: Relax, Trish. Look who we’re up against; my insane brother, a guy with a stick up his butt-

Credo: Hey!

Dante: And some gay kid-

Nero: Hey!

Dante: We’ll win for sure!

*video ends*

Announcer: Dancing the Waltz, Nero and Kyrie.

*Their moves are very fluid and the footwork is flawless*

Dante: Oh crap.

Trish: All you had to do was cooperate…

Announcer: Let’s see what the judges have to say.

Sparda: I can’t find a single thing wrong with that performance. 10

Arkham: As much as I want to hate you both I can’t. 10

Santus: Well I do hate you both. 9

Nero: Wow! We did better than I thought.

Dante: Don’t get to ****y, kid. That’s the only thing you can beat me at.

*Dante and Trish dance, Dante isn’t taking it seriously*

Sparda: Son, when I was younger I would take your mom out dancing all the time. We would always steal the show. All I have to say about that is that you have less talent then your Uncle Steve and he had two left feet. 6 and that’s being generous.

Arkham: I’m at a loss for words. 5

Santus: I don’t like you either. 5

Announcer: Next up its Vergil and Lady.
Vergil: No.

Lady: Look! I’m not happy about this either, but can’t we just-

Vergil: No.

Lady: Just this once?

Vergil: No.

Lady: Please?

Vergil: No.

Lady: I’ll make you cookies.

Vergil: With chocolate chips?

Lady: Of course.

Vergil:…….Ok

*they dance terribly due to not practicing*

Sparda: Son, You remind me of your Uncle Steve and he had two right feet.

Dante: I thought you said he had to left feet.

Sparda: No that was your other Uncle Steve.

Dante: I have two Uncle Steves?

Sparda: You did. They both died.

Vergil: How?

Sparda: Neither of them could walk straight. They collided into one other and fell off a cliff.

Dante: That sucks.

Lady: Can we get our scores please?

Sparda: Oh uh, 5

Arkham: 5
Santus: 5

Announcer: Last up is Credo and Lucia….wait a minute. I just found out that Credo “broke” his leg and can’t compete. Well then I guess that makes Nero and Kyrie the winners!

Kyrie: Hurray!

Announcer: Next week is the finals. Zack and Aeris representing Final Fantasy vs. Nero and Kyrie representing Devil May Cry!