Character couples.

[Loopy]

It's nearly Valentine's day in the UK, so I decided to make a themed thread.
Pick any characters from DMC or DmC and put them together on a date, and then what would they do and why did you put them together? This can be serious or funny.^_^

I'd pair Trish up with DmC Mundus because....anything is better than Lilith. Plus the whole DMC Mundus made Trish, so it would be totally awkward. Then they would spend date time together in Mundus' office because he refuses to leave the hell gate, so it would be a very boring date and Mundus would talk about himself loads. And then Trish would promise to call him soon but never does. :troll: Mundus would then break a window because he's upset.

 

[Onecrazymonkey1]

I would pair DMC Eva with DmC Dante but he doesn't realize that shes his mom in the classic universe. They would hitch a taxi ride back to his trailer, hit it off and get jiggy without Sparda realizing. She would then go back to the Classic verse through a warp hole and nine months later give birth to Nero (she already had the twins with DMC Sparda). This would make Nero DmC Dante's son and DMC Dante's brother at the same time finally explaining his origins (he is not Vergil's son OK... Vergil would abort him!).

Would that count as Dante sleeping with his mother??....I don't know.
:troll:
This thread is fun XD.

 

[MegaMad9]

I was waiting for a thread dedicated to shipping, I'm kind of surprised it took so long lol

 

[TerrorA]

I'd say DmC Dante and Lady.

They meet aftera few drinks, go to his parent's house (his new home) screw like rabbits, and classic Dante tries to figure out if killing DmC Dante is suicide or murder.

 

[Onecrazymonkey1]

I'd say DmC Dante and Lady.

They meet aftera few drinks, go to his parent's house (his new home) screw like rabbits, and classic Dante tries to figure out if killing DmC Dante is suicide or murder.

Would the universe explode if they killed each other? Interesting.....

 

[Winterfrost]

Dante and Pizza...they are inseparable.