An Ode to Sparda

[Dante's Stalker]

Hey guys!
So, I figured I'd post this in the general board in the hopes of getting more people to see it.

I suck at rhymes (and lyrics, and everything in between) and wanted to ask if any of the members here would be willing to write an ode to Sparda and be willing to let me use it in my DMC fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6254851/1/The-Order-of-Sparda

I will give you full credit, devil's honour!

For anyone who doesn't know what an ode is: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+an+ode?

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

The legendary sparda he fights with no armor
he gets you like kharma but if your good he won‘t harm ya
he fights with his sword against the vast demon hordes
there no challenge at all to the point he gets bored
he hacks and slashes smacks and gashes as his sword clashes
you can see its reflection in his monacle which is like half a pair of glasses
he fights for us humans wherever danger is loomin but outside of battle he is
quiet and unassuming .

He defied mundus made his demon army redundant he has bravery in abundance
he fought with all his might in open plains caves and dungeons
he fell in love with a human woman and she gave birth to twin sons
there destiny was set even before they turned one
sparda may be gone but he left behind a legacy
dante carries it on with ivory and ebony

 

[VOLPE]

The legendary sparda he fights with no armor
he gets you like kharma but if your good he won‘t harm ya
he fights with his sword against the vast demon hordes
there no challenge at all to the point he gets bored
he hacks and slashes smacks and gashes as his sword clashes
you can see its reflection in his monacle which is like half a pair of glasses
he fights for us humans wherever danger is loomin but outside of battle he is
quiet and unassuming .

He defied mundus made his demon army redundant he has bravery in abundance
he fought with all his might in open plains caves and dungeons
he fell in love with a human woman and she gave birth to twin sons
there destiny was set even before they turned one
sparda may be gone but he left behind a legacy
dante carries it on with ivory and ebony

well said sir lol

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

thanks it was an attempt anyway

 

[VOLPE]

thanks it was an attempt anyway

It was well done lol god knows i cant ryhme like that btw ever heard of epic rap battles of history?

 

[ef9dante_oSsshea]

ya ive seen em all elvis vs michael jackson is my favorite and ive a lot of dmc rhymes i write freestyles as a,hobby as i love rap

 

[VOLPE]

ya ive seen em all elvis vs michael jackson is my favorite and ive a lot of dmc rhymes i write freestyles as a,hobby as i love rap

Thats awsome you should post some of your ryhmes sometimes my fav for the battles probably martin luther kind vs ghandi or doc who vs doc brown lol both of those are hilarious and well written and 1 st season fav is shakespeare vs dr sues