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Viper
Vergil had a one-night stand with the fandom. He is the whore and he took our hearts and money.
Gel
Gel
I feel myself dirty and used.*crying*
V
Viper
*hugs* Shh, Gel, dry your tears... maybe he'll call back after all?
Gel
Gel
Buah!He has no phone and I'm not even pregnant! It doesn't help he was too fast to finish it!I'm not satisfied!*crying even more*
V
Viper
Don't worry, Gel, I'm a certified demon hunter. Just let me get my shotgun and we'll go find that naughty rascal to drag him back. XD
Gel
Gel
Please, don't kill him! I still want his child and if you destroy his jewels, I cut my wrists!*sniff*
V
Viper
Don't worry about that, I'll only hit non-vital spots to slow him down. Then I'll drag him in a special net right to your feet.
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