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Well alrighty then. I guess we can start the usual way. With the Micronians and their mistresses.

*the three dragonesses are reclining in the sun, getting foot rubs from their "pets"*

Microcron: how are you doing love? *massaging her soles thoroughly while enjoying the view of her giant, relaxed girlfriend*
Axl: *worshipping Alyxi's with a gas mask on*
Atlas: *trying to copy the other two, doing a pretty poor job, minus the long kisses*

Yolana: Doing pretty well... It's nice to get some peace and quiet.

Microcron: you deserve it. It's also nice living here. Very peaceful.
Axl: To some. -_- *crushed under Alyxi's foot*

Alyxi: I treat you better than most people would.
*there is a rumble of thunder, and some gray clouds roll in from the mountainside*
Yolana: Ah shoot. Dad said there'd be a thunderstorm today... We should go inside.
Shina: Why? I like the rain.

Axl: well yeah... Wish you would wash those clothes micro gave you... Rather than telling me to do it even though I can't. You are lazy,sometimes.
Microcron: rain does hell to my gear.
Atlas: I like the rain too. *trying to impress Shina*

Shina: *smiles at Atlas* Great, wanna stay outside with me then?
Alyxi: What was that?!
Yolana: We should go inside then. *she stands up, then her ears perk up when she hears unfamiliar voices in the distance*

Axl: I said... Who needs to wash clothes? They just get dirty again. *kisses her socked foot* hehe.
Atlas: sure! ^_^
Microcron: we should... What's wrong.

Yolana: Intruders. *she looks in the distance and sees a blue and white colored ship* I've never seen that ship before.

Microcron: I've seen so many white and blue factions that I have no idea.
Axl: *both him and Alyxi have no idea what's going on due to their bickering*

*a trio of cloaked humanoids walk into the village unannounced, carrying strange looking equipment*
Alien 1: This is the spot!
Alien 2: What a dump...

Microcron: they don't seem friendly. Maybe we should watch from inside... Before they spot us?
Axl: -and you're constantly making me do menial stuff. I mean yeah it's my duty but-
Atlas: I can take 'em

Yolana: *grunts and drags her other two friends inside, watching through the window*

Microcron: What do you think they want? *wrapped around in Yolana's tail for comfort.
Atlas: let's go beat them up.

*the first cloaked man pulls out a suitcase and opens it, assembling what looks like a drill, while the other pulls out a sensor* "Yep, this is the spot! Start digging! And if the village is in the way, level it. They'll find somewhere else to hole up."

Microcron: oh hell no. I just got settled in.
Axl: any ideas of what to do?
(idea: The villain's right hand man the psycho. Yes borderlands style but I think I would play him well. And every villain needs that last resort.)

(Better idea. The villain's right hand man seems calm and collected until things go wrong and he LOSES IT. Like Zant from Twilight Princess.)
Alyxi: We should fight them.

(I do not know of Zant)
Axl: Would you like me to do that for you as well? -_-
Atlas: I will crush them.
Microcron: *cuddles Yolana's ankle tightly* I dunno. Something doesn't feel right.

(Ah, he's the bad guy from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. He starts out incredibly menacing, and stays that way through most of the game, proving himself a brilliant tactician and ruthless warrior. And then when you finally reach him... He snaps and starts acting like a psychopathic manchild.)
Yolana: You're right...