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Hmm. Sounds like a not so fun job. Like mine. *I shift a bit and stand, which inadvertently makes my huge ass rather visible*

Microcron: *looks at his ass* is that normal here or are you.... what's with the giant ass?

*I blink and sigh* Sometimes I've gotten so used to it that I've forgotten. But no, it's not normal.

Microcron: ooh ... so what's the story? were you born with it?

You'll think it's weird... Most people I've met don't believe in magic. But the short version of it is, I got in a fight with a witch, and she cursed me to have a feminine ass. It kinda makes it hard for anyone to take me seriously, being a paladin. And since it's magic, no science can cure it. So I've just gotten used to it... If anything it's a good source of money.

Microcron: well my boss calls magic "unexplained science" but yeah it's very odd. good source of money? do i even want to know?

Not unless you like knowing about male pole-dancers that make even guys question their sexuality. *I say rather casually, flicking some white hair out of my eyes*

Microcron: ........ I don't even know what to say. So let's have a closer look at this booty of yours.

*I raise an eyebrow questioningly, but turn anyway, exposing my barely-clothed white buttcheeks* Any particular reason you want to ogle my ass?

Microcron: *walks right up to his rear so that his face is almost touching it while he prods it a few times* why what do you think I'm doing it?

*I meep softly as he pokes the flesh, his finger sinking right in due to its softness* Looking for a place to sleep? I dunno.

Microcron: ... No it's for science. Yeah well it's weird is all I can say. *prods it once more*

Mm... give me a couple more years and I might like it. I dunno, maybe it'll help me find someone who loves me.

Microcron: yeah well as for sleeping, is there really no other place to sleep? Yolana might get mad at me if I sleep in someone elses ass. I may have to call her.

*blinks* Uh, this is a daily thing for you? And my bed is a little... Bare. Paladins are supposed to be non-indulgent, so all it really is is a mattress and sheet...

Microcron: hang on. *gets his phone out* Yolana? Is it okay if I sleep in someone elses ass today? He's just a friend, I still love you Yol.

Yolana: I don't care, really, so long as nothing weird happens. And I love you too, Micro~
Me: Mildly awkward.

Microcron: Don't worry it won't. Love you, bye xxx.

Yeah it's fine... I hope she wasn't lying... Or I'm going to get stomped again. *whimpers a little *

*pets his head a bit* It'll be okay, I think. I'm just glad to have company. *offers for him to stop into my hand* I suppose a tour of my house is in order, huh?

Microcron: *tries to hide the mild irritation at the petting then climbs into his hand* Alright then. Let's go.