...Alright, I confess! I did it, dammit! I did it all! T_T What will you do, now that the truth is out? *Sad eyes*
*Quirks an eyebrow* Are you sure you want to know the truth? Once you go down the rabbit-hole, you might not be able to climb back out.
Oh...oh I can make you talk. *leans in close and whispers* I know what you did. You stole the damn cookies.